LOVE MATTERS KENYA:Why Kenyan Men are difficult to please(how to make love)

Reasons Why Most Kenyan Men Are difficult to please,facebook love asvice MOST MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO
PLEASE...1. If he calls you and your
phoneis off, he thinks you’re
cheating….then he sends sms
saying“don’t tell me the battery story coz
I know that line”
2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are
TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;If u Don't,
he says u are PROUD
3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u aretrying
to LURE other men; If u DON'T, he says u
are RURAL.
4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET,
he says uhave no BRAINS, a walkover;
5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a
SHOW-OFF; Ifhe's SMARTER than u, he is
GREAT.
6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to
POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you
FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u
DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are
CHEAP...
8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u
are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't
TRUST him.
9. If u SCOLD him, u are treating him like
a CHILD; If he SCOLDS u, it ’s because he
CARES for u.
10. If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be
TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is
circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea
rite!)
11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; Ifhe
SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
12. If u do WELL in your career,it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL, it’sdefinitely BRAINS.
(luck????)
13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he
HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!!HOW
ARE WOMEN SUPPOSED TO GET IT
RIGHT????????
14. If u send this info to guys, they will
swear that it's not true.......but if u
don't, they say u are selfish...

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