Vibes jokes in kenya

We always hear"the rules" from the female
side.Now here are the rules from themale
side.1. Men ARE not mind readers.2.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no,we are
never going to think of it thatway.3. Crying
is blackmail.4. Ask for what you want. Let
us beclear on this one: Subtle hints donot
work! Strong hints do not work!Obvious
hints do not work! Just sayit!5. Yes and No
are perfectlyAcceptable answers to almost
everyquestion.6. Come to us with a
problem only Ifyou want help solving it.
That'swhat we do. Sympathy is what
yourgirlfriends are for.7. A headache that
lasts for 17months is a problem. See a
doctor.8. Anything we said 6 months ago
isinadmissible in an argument. In fact,all
comments become null and voidafter 7
Days.9. If you won't dress like
theVictoria's Secret girls, don't Expectus to
act like soap opera guys..10. If something
we said can beinterpret in two ways and
one of theways makes you sad or angry,
wemeant the other one.11. You can either
ask us to dosomething Or tell us how you
wantit done. Not both. If you alreadyknow
best how to do it, just do ityourself.12.
Whenever possible , Please saywhatever
you have to say duringcommercials.13.
Christopher Columbus did NOTneed
directions and neither do we.14. ALL men
see in only 16 colors,like Windows default
settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not
Acolor. Pumpkin is also a fruit. Wehave no
idea what mauve is.15. If we ask what is
wrong and yousay "nothing," We will act
likenothing's wrong. We know you arelying,
but it is just not worth thehassle.16. If you
ask a question you don'twant an answer
to, Expect an answeryou don't want to
hear.17. Don't ask us what we're
thinkingabout unless you are prepared
todiscuss such topics as football, cars,bikes
or games18. You have enough clothes.19.
You have too many shoes.20. Thank you
for reading this. Yes, Iknow, I have to
sleep on the couchtonight; But did you
know menreally don't mind that? It's
likecamping.

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