The naming of TOP KCPE candidates and
schools is an indication of how our
education system is fucked up. Our
education system does not recognize
talent! I want to say this: There is nothing
like a top KCPE student. And nothing like a
bottom KCPE student. We all have
different
cognitive abilities. Others are good at
academics, while others are good at
sports, arts, music, etc. Look at Mwalimu
King'an'gi, Eric Omondi, they are not
academic stars. But they make Kenyans
smile. Look at the runners from Rift Valley,
they fly Kenyas flag abroad. Have you ever
heard developed countries like the US and
UK, or Sweden celebrating academic
excellence nationally? They build talent.
They have the best in football, basket ball
players which even Kenya cannot match.
They invent technology, because they give
a chance for talent to develop. But in
Kenya an entire government wants to
make a few students feel like they are on
top of the world, when in real sense, they
are not.
And in any case, this country is not
creating jobs. We have many graduates
who are jobless. What is there to
celebrate? You work so hard, only for the
next politically correct person to get the
job, or promotion. It is useless!
This culture of announcing results is totally
backward, and stale. It is useless, MUST
STOP!

LETTER TO THE MEN...
Why flirt with other girls,
when you got your girl to flirt with?
Why go on a date with other girls
when you got your own girl to take
out?
Why tell another girl you miss her
when you should be telling the one
you already know misses you back.
Why text all these other girls when
you have someone who cant wait to
hear from you?
Why try so hard to get inside
another girls pants when you
already have a girl who cares
enough to do it with you?
Why make another girl fall for you
when you already have a girl who's
stuck in love with you?
I guess what I'm trying to ask is why
be with a girl if you know you dont
have a future with her?
if you are not planning to be with
her for long, why drag her into a r/
ship??
Because its sh*t like this that really
messes up a girls mind!!
NEVER BE THE REASON OF A
WOMAN'S TEARS.

Kenya is slowly but surely returning to the
Moi and Kenyatta(Snr) era. The era when
dessenting voices are silenced. There are
just positioned attack dogs ready to
pounce on anybody trying to defeat their
motives. They come up with allegations
with fabricated evidence, sometimes
without, and ensure that the dessenting
voice is swang into oblivion. We are under
a comouflaged dictatorial government.
That's why a president, who is less than a
year in office with close to nothing to show
of can dare tell the electorate that he'll be
in power for two terms ussuping the rights
and power of the electorate!
I hate to say this but Uhuru will lead to
the downfall of this country. You thought
kibaki was indifferent to the needs and
concerns of the populace? Uhuru is even
worse and doesn't care about you or me:
he got what he wanted- presidency. He is a
shame and a disgrace to this country

Uhuru is making a serious mistake in South
Sudanpeace talk. He told the world that
the East Africanregion would not allow the
overthrow of alegitimately elected
government of South Sudan.Really? Is that
how a negotiator should speak?Definitely
No! Who elected Kiir any way. There
hasnever been election in S. Sudan. It was
like a caretaker government to take the
new nation forward.Kiir made a serious
mistake when he fired Dr. RiekMachar on
loyalty grounds. This is what we
calldictatorship in Africa embraced by
fellow leaders.Unless Unity government is
forged, there will civilwar in S. Sudan.

HOW TO TELL A MAN IS A
WOMANIZER
*read, share n like to educate*
1. He is a smooth talker. He will always
defend a girl whether the girl is right or
wrong.
2. He wakes up very early,
cleans his room, sprays room
with air freshener only
on days a girl is visiting.
3. He carrys condoms in his
wallet always........
4. He wears his best shirt on
days he is visiting a new
catch.
5. You see him in fast
foods,cinemas, often not
that he has money, but he
likes to give ladies that
impression.
6. He usually tells his male
friends he has no money,
but if a girl comes around,
money appears from
nowhere.
7. In order to impress a girl,
he is ready to borrow
anything he doesn't own
and pose with it, even if it be
boxers.
8. 95% of his friends
are females. And his phone,
female contacts 95%
9. He will give a girl his
transport fare and trek home

Akorps prays to God for many days.
God: what do you want my son?
Akorps: i want many girls and a big vìhecle
God: ok your prayer has being answered
Akorps: thank you God.
******
(2 months later)
Akorps is a bus driver in a female school.
DID GOD ANSWER AKORPS PRAYER??

Difference ya dame na chali.
Miss Babes walks in a resturant:
WAITER:karibu madam utakula nini?
DAME:kuna chipo?
WAITER:samahani imeisha...
FAME:kuna pilau ,ama rice na beef, ?
WAITER:aki pole zimeisha, utakula
matumbo
DAME: Oops no i dönt eat those trash.i
like
soft foods mscheeeew...*alafu anaenda*
Boy anakuja:
WAITER:aki customer food imeisha
chenye
imebaki 2 ni chapo
BOY:hakuna soup yoyote?
WAITER:kuna kasoup ka lizard kamebaki
BOY:wazii niletee chapo sita na soup ya
lizard ya 30...

WASHINGTON -Michelle Obama has had
enough. According to a bombshell new
report, the First Lady and Barack Obama
are sleeping in separate White House
bedrooms. Michelle is also preparing to
boot her hubby of 21 years out of their
ritzy Chicago home - and seriously
discussing divorce.
“The smart money says the marriage is
doomed,” a source told the National
Enquirer. “Barack and Michelle have had
a rocky go for years and mainly stayed
together for their daughters and his
political career. “But now Michelle is
mad AS hell. She feels violated in front
of the whole world, and screamed at
him, ‘I’ve had enough.’ “She’s met with
divorce lawyers and told Barack that she
wants a life apart from him. “Michelle
will stay in the White House for the rest
of Barack’s term for appearances’ sake,
but she made it clear they’ll be leading
separate lives.
“She’s moving into one of the vacant
bedrooms in the family’s private living
quarters, and she’s preparing to move
his clothes and personal things out of
their million-dollar house in Chicago.”
Michelle was left furious after Barack
was photographed brazenly flirting with
Denmark’s dishy female prime minister,
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, during the
service for former South African
president Nelson Mandela. Obama, 52,
laughed and whispered with the 46-
year-old Danish beauty throughout the
solemn ceremony, at one point
cavalierly caressing her shoulder.
“Barack already had enough headaches
with his public approval rating
plummeting after the disastrous rollout
of his ‘Obamacare’ health plan. Now
he’s walked smack into the worst
marital crisis of his life,” said the White
House insider.
source:national.com.pk

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Odhumo means Kisumu in luo language,and mostly people from Kisumu will brag when they say the word in public,So for everyone living in Kenya and in Kisumu,Then you know the meaning of Odhumo,it just means Kisumu
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KNOW HOW IT FEELS…
According to what I have gone through in
my past love relationships, Love isn’t an
easy game! My past relationships were
both good and bad. But they taught me
oodles concerning love. They gave me a
lesson. I can’t say that I was only a good
guy in my past relationships, No. I also
used to be a bad guy & I have also ever
been a heart breaker. I have ever been
loved that much. I have ever been hurt to
the fullest. I have also ever cried for
someone just like any other person out
there. I know how it feels to be loved
that much. I know how it feels when
you’re heartbroken; I know how it feels
when someone just wakes up and starts
to change and eventually dumps you with
no good reason. I know how it feels when
you’re addicted to someone you love. I
know how hard it is to quickly let go of
someone that you truly loved with all
your heart, I know how it feels to love
someone when he or she taking you as an
option. I know how it feels to be cheated
on. I know how it feels to care for
someone who doesn’t appreciate…
But all what I can tell you my friends,
LOVE is not an easy game. It needs when
one is so PATIENT, COMMITTED,
UNDERSTANDING, LOYAL, TRUSTWORTHY,
FORGIVING, CARING, APPRECIATIVE,
HONEST, GOD FEARING AND WITH A
RICH HEART. So if you have got someone
who is at least 50% of that, then love and
care about him or her. Do whatever it
takes for both of you to last forever
because such people are very rare to find
these days. Never let them go over minor
issues that can be resolved. Love them
genuinely just like the way they are. Be
proud of them.

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Nothing in this world is gained for free,
Even if you want to win someone’s heart
or someone to love you, you have to do
something. You have to be hard-working.
You have to sacrifice something. You have
to give in your attention. You have to put
in some energy. You have to give in your
time. You have to be determined. You
have to chase with hope that you will be
a WINNER at the end. You have to be
patient enough; remember patience pays
though it… you have to be ready to face
all the consequences...Never get into any
competition of something if you already
have those "discouraging thoughts" in you
that you won’t reach the finishing point.
Always be with HOPE. Remember a man
who has no hope has no wings. So be
with wings and God will help you succeed
in everything no matter there's a stiff
competition. Always try your best in
everything you’re chasing and leave the
rest to God to deal with it
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No girl likes to start over with a new guy.
Getting to know a guy all over again.
Learning how to feel confortable with a
guy all over again. Giving herself mind,
body, and soul to a guy again. Going
through that awkward phase of being body
shy around a guy again. Sharing her
secrets and spilling out her thoughts and
emotions to a guy again. Meeting a new
guy's family and getting to know them all
over again. Have a new guy meet her
parents hoping they'll be accepting all
over again. Opening up and letting a new
guy see the real side of her all over again.
Fight through her trust issues and place
her trust in another man again. Work on
her insecurites so they won't push a guy
away all over again. Give her heart to
another guy and learn to love someone
new all over again. That's why girls love
to stick with the guys they're already
with, no matter how bad it is, because it's
the guys they've been through all that
with already.
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Meanwhile,the MEDIA HOUSES have
taken their
war,rivalry and hatred for each other to
FACEBOOK.
KBC updates :
ALL EYEZ ON ME
(Kiss Tv,K24,GBS LIKE this)
KISS T.V : I know,right? Buahahahaha
KBC: I feel like Pac! *singing loudly to my
self*
NTV: tihihi...@KBC,si u improve ua signal
kwanza...hehe,na mpanguze vumbi kwa
screen,
LOL
KTN: @Ntv,Buahahaha,ati wapanguze
vumbi?
LOL... Ati ALL EYES ON ME and niggaz be
busy
showing Vitimbi,
CITIZEN: Ati Vitimbi? Pwahahaha,Niggaz
be like "I
feel like Pac,I feel like Biggie' and they
busy
playing Shiro wa GP,
KTN: Haha,ati Shiro wa GP? LOL,na Bahati
Bukuku...
KBC: @KTN,its easy to laugh at our music
selection when you HAVE NO MUSIC to
even play
in the first place,
KTN: @KBC,puh-leeeze? YOU have a
music
selection? LOL! So which is your BEST
music
show? Jamhuri day Choir? Hahaha
NTV: @KTN,ati even GBS be celebrating!
SMDH
CITIZEN: Hahaha,ati GBS? Niggaz be like
selling
china phones ALL DAY...turned a t.v
station into
a Luthuli shopping Mall...
GBS: @CITIZEN,Puh-leeeze! Incase you
dint know
we have PROGRAMMES too! *Bitch*
NTV: @GBS,which programmes? Funeral
programmes?? Buahaiahahaha
CITIZEN: @NTV,ati funeral programmes??
waaaaaaah! Hiyo ni kali ,ROR
K24: @CITIZEN,you forget we poached
ALL YOUR
PRESENTERS ,
CITIZEN: @K24,oh Yeah,and then you
sacked
them ALL after two weeks? LOL
KTN: @K24,Hehehe,niggaz be talking
about
poaching and they cant even pay the
camera
man, hahaha
CITIZEN: @KTN,I know right,and then
they
poached Belinda Obura and forgot to
poach
Lilian Muli,Julie Gichuru,Janet
Mbugua....*Lose
rs*
UTV: Hehehe,am loving the
conversation...
FAMILY T.V : @UTV,hehehe,same
here...the
comments tho,
K24: @Citizen,Puh-leeeeze,as if we dont
have
ATTRACTIVE presenters too...
NTV: @K24,so who is your MOST
attractive
presenter,Jimmy Gathu? Buahahahaha
KTN: @NTV,Ati Jimmy Gathu! Man!
Hahahaha,niggas couldnt even afford Jeff
Koinange! We had to hire the nigga back!
K24: @KTN,Mscheeeew,am sure Jèff
Koinange
misses us...
JEFF KOINANGE: @K24,Hmmm,no hard
feelings
but I think I moved on...
NTV: @Jeff,Waaaaaaaah,Ok you nailed it
bro,
KBC: @K24,Niggaz be making noise on FB
while
we be making
mullah, # ball_hard # forget_the_haters
CITIZEN: @KBC,Did I read right? Making
Mullah?
Mullah or Miraa? Pwahahahaha
KBC: @CITIZEN,Yeah,You read right!
Mullah
Bitch!
KTN: @KBC,Making Mullah? How now????
KISS T.V: @KTN,thru adverts, #
suck_it_bitch !
NTV: @KISS T.V ,Ati adverts?
Pwahahahaha,so
which adverts do YOU run??? ama ni zile
za
"TUNAUZA MAFUTA YA TAA HAPA!"
KTN: @NTV,Hahahaha,ati mafuta taa,ama
adverts za crusade, hehehe, *Pastor
Kanyari*
CITIZEN: Uuuuuuiii ati Pastor Kanyari?
Pwahahaha,so how much does Pastor
Kanyari
pay for an advert? 310??
NTV: @CITIZEN,LOL,ati 310? DND,
GBS: @KISS T.V, twende inbox...
QTV : Hi guys,aki plz plz plz woishieee
open this
LINK and LIKE MY PIC, plzzzz,juz open n
LIKE my
pic guys! Thanx! *mwaaaaaaah*
K24: @QTV,hehehe, so which competition
is
that? MISS BLACKOUT? Hahaha
KISS T.V : @K24,hehehe,ati Blackout?
Pwahahaha,ama ni FACE OF NAIROBI
SWITCH
OFF! Haha,
U.T.V : Wasee nani ako na ile charger
ndogo? Ya
pin? Plzz,
KBC: Well,atleast WE are NOT crying over
a
blackout! Our COMEDY shows be rolling
all
day! # Laugh_all_day !
NTV: @KBC,haha,did You just say COMEDY
SHOWS? Man,we have Churchill,Eric
Omondi,Teacher Wanjiku! So,what do You
have?
Nyasuguta?
CITIZEN : Ati Nyasuguta? Hahaha,ama ni
Mama
Kayai?
KTN: @CITIZEN,hehehe,Ondiek Nyuka
Kwota,tihìi
KBC: Ok,am outta here,cant spend ALL
day
arguing with losers...I got programmes to
show,
KTN: @KBC,hahaha,ati programmes! Nigga
plz!
Its 24th Dec! NO ONE watches Sinbad on
24th
Dec!
NTV: Or Tarzan,
CITIZEN : Or Tausi
KTN: Or Conan
NTV: Or WWE
*KBC faints. Is rushed to Kenyatta
Hospital.
Doctors are on strike*
KBC faints again!
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These are the facts why digital migration cannot happen in kenya
What are the Fundamentals in the Digital
Migration: The current media market can
be described as an Oligopoly. Those that
have studied Economics will agree that
dismantling any Oligopolistic system that
has been entrenched for decades is not
very easy. According to research agency
Mill ward Brown East Africa, the top 20
companies and the government spent
more than 27 billion shillings in advertising
last year. With the Analogue system- the
level of investment in setting up TV
network was beyond any average business
man or woman. Setting up the technical
infrastructure to distribute the Analogue
signal was very costly. In addition, due to
restricted frequency space- Nairobi could
not accommodate more than 18 Channels.
These two factors virtually made Television
Business a preserve of the Billionaires.
However, with the Digital System changes
all that. First, Nairobi will have the capacity
of hosting more than 100 TV Channels
since the high-tech system allows for that.
Second, the cost of setting up a TV Station
has drastically fallen. According to CCK
Determination No. 1 of 2013 on Cost-
Based Terrestrial Digital Broadcast Signal
Distribution Tariff issued last week, Digital
Signal Distributors shall charge
broadcasters at Kshs. 125,990per MB for
Nairobi and Ksh.93,202.75per MB for
other sites in Kenya. What this means is
this: Any Kenyan with as little as kshs 1
million will be able to own a TV Station,
and broadcast. What is the implication?
Simple: I can start a TV Station that targets
specific segments of the society like Sports
Enthusiasts, Healthy Living Enthusiasts, and
Religious Issues- at a very low cost. With
CCK ordering that the charges be per MB, I
can choose to have my TV Channel
Broadcast only during peak hours when my
target audience is at home. As my
viewership grows, I shall start getting
adverts, thus generate income. Now, this
explains why the Oligopoly is hitting back.
Within five years- the market shall be
transformed from an Oligopoly to a Perfect
Competition Market. It means that much
of those 27 billion shillings that goes to the
top four media houses will now be
distributed to SHAHIDI TV, Kamau TV
Network and Wafula TV et al.
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Help this man.
I am 27. Last year, I fell in love with a
beautiful lady. We stayed together until
this year in March when she told me she’s
pregnant with my child. I made
arrangements with my family for a show-
up at her home. In August during the
pre-natal clinic visits, I went with her and
the tests included a HIV/Aids test. The
results came back negative for me and
positive for her. She’s almost giving birth
now. I don’t know if I should push on
with plans to make her my wife or break
up with her because I am still young. I
need more children and a happy family.
This discovery is tormenting me. Pleas
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Dem na Boy wakiwa shoping
Dem: (amefit dress) Hun... how do u see
this
Boy: It is very nice swiry.... inakutoa na
figa
tamu hadi nambao...
Dem: Thats my dude...
Boy:: Ni how much!?
Dem: Imagin ni very cheap... 9K pekee...
Baibe,
si ni cheap.?
Boy: Very cheap. I thot ni kitu kama
30K...
Dem: Imgn 9K pekee..
Boy: Cheap in deed
(At the cashier)
Dem: Baibe, c ulipe twende
Boy: Swry.... Kumbuka our agreement....
Tulisema i will be buying for you only
expensive
things na wewe ubuy cheap things... Ryt?
Dem: Yess hun.. but... bt..
Boy: Ok. Hiyo dress ni cheap. U said so.
Lipa
twende
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Stop hating and useless
rumors. Ann Kiguta is great
and desires to be a senior
anchor or more she has
worked for it and earned it.
She does not need to have an
affair with anybody to get such
a position... Citizen is even
lucky to have her. I wish she
had gone to K24 coz they need
lots of help. If it is true that
she is pregnant congratulations
to her and also for her up
coming marriage (if true). She
is beautiful, analytical
especially if she stops been
too aggressive she is like a
proverbs 31 woman...the
fiancé is a fortunate man
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Most girls nowadays don't seek for
relationships
anymore, but can
you blame them? The reason why they
are the way they
are, is
because they had that one guy who really
fucked their
head up.
They went through that one fucked up
relationship
that changed
their perspective on guys. They all got
attached to that
one guy who
fucked them over, which made them
think if they get
attached to
any other guy, they'll get fucked over
again. That's why
girls come
off as bitches. That's why girls end the
"talking" before
it goes any
further. That's why it's hard for girls to
really open up
nowadays.

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet
arsenal, nothing was more profitable than
Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947.
More commonly known as the AK-47, or
Kalashnikov. Its the worlds most popular
assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An
elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of
forged steel and plywood. It doesnt break,
jam, or overheat. Itll shoot whether its
covered in mud or filled with sand. Its so
easy, even a child can use it; and they do.
The Soviets put the gun on a coin.
Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the
end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has
become the Russian peoples greatest
export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and
suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no
one was lining up to buy their cars.

Mr.president from the way things are
going iam sure kenyans are loosing hope in
your government.this bills you are signing
are not benefing ordinary kenyan. Now
look the health sector is in chaos, my tv is
useless withouth a decoder worse you will
levy tax monthly to enable me access it.
Tell me mr.prezo how many kenyans will
afford that? Now you want to sack 100000
junior civil servants to pay millions to
mps,commissioners and ure top elites in
govt. As a junior civil servant and a
unionist iam not ashamed to tell you that
you are following a wrong path. Better
change the path or you will reap what you
sow.

Fellow Kenyans
Friends of Kenya
It is with great joy that I send you this
message of goodwill and warm greetings
during this Christmas season.
Christmas is a time of rejoicing as
Christians all over the world
commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ. It
is an important season in the Christian
faith. It is a time to hope. It is also a time
to celebrate the most profound messages
of Jesus: Love your neighbor as you love
yourself. Do unto others as you’d have
them do to you.
Christmas is also a time for reflection and
renewal of conviction. Therefore, during
this season, we should re-examine our
commitment to the Christian faith and re-
dedicate ourselves to a new and fresh
relationship with God. For those of other
faiths, this is the time to join your
Christian brethren in marking an
important phase of their calendar.
In our jubilation during the festivities, let
us remember that the true spirit of
Christmas is peace, love and goodwill to
all nations. Let us, therefore,
demonstrate the Christian values of
forgiveness, reconciliation, kindness and
service.
One of the best ways of reciprocating
God’s goodness to mankind is to help the
less fortunate among us. Please spread
the gifts, smiles, warmth, and cheer this
Christmas.
As I conclude, I urge you to remain
responsible. Desist from activities that
could endanger your lives as well as lives
of other Kenyans.
Let us banish careless driving, excessive
alcohol consumption and other socially
unacceptable behaviour. Security agencies
must do all in their power to ensure a
secure Kenya and therefore guarantee
peaceful Christmas celebrations.
I urge drivers to observe traffic
regulations in order to ensure road safety
during this season. In the meantime,
police must show no sympathy to those
who violate the law.
Fellow Kenyans
Friends of Kenya
Let the true spirit of Christmas be reborn
not only in our hearts but also in our
homes.
Merry Christmas,
Thank you and God bless Kenya

MADEM WA CAMPO.1. Ati unasoma UON?
Maliza shuletuone kama utapata bwana!!!
2. Ati unasoma MASENO? He hehe!!! Uko
ndani umebeba zilemaunga ama?2. Ati
unasoma KU? baff! Buildingssi degree!
Tuone kama kwa interviewwatauliza
postmodern library inaescalator ngapi.3.
Ati unasoma MKU? Ukimalizashule uza
mwili upate job. Malayani malaya tu.4. Ati
wee ni wa Egerton? Sasa juulifanya
agriculture, unataka tukuitengombe???5.
Ati wee ni wa Moi? Umeabortmara saba,
utazalia nani uterus?6. Ati we ni wa USIU?
Nkt. Honganatena but jua hii si
US,usiniongeleshe kimombo ya mapua.7.
Ati wewe ni wa JKUAT? msichana!Umevuta
bangi na Unakaamwanaume ivo, utazalia
nanimanugu? Baff. Kufa!8. Ati wewe ni wa
MMUST? Ju weweumemangiwa Muliro
Gardens,unahitaji bwana mgani? Nugu,
fundaama mburukende???9. Ati wewe
unasoma kwa tuletuuniversity twingine???
Pwahhahahaahaha. Enda financeurudishiwe
fee yako uanzishebusiness ya kuuza
maumbwa, tudollyna tuballoon twa
weddings.

Wise men still seek Him
Jeremiah 29:13 Amplified version.
Then you will seek Me, inquire for, and
require Me [as a vital necessity] and find
Me when you search for Me with all your
heart.
Notice where the wise men didn't find
Christ: In the business world. Every motel
in Bethlehem was sold out with a 'No
vacancy' sign. Not much has changed, eh?
Thirty percent of all retail sales in
department stores take place over the
Christmas-time holidays. Fifty percent of
all parties are held during Christmas and
New Year. One out of every ten gallons of
alcohol is sold then too. Clearly, Jesus is
good for business. The trouble is, we
prefer the myth to the Master. We want a
Santa but not a Saviour. We want the fairy
tale but not the fact. What fact? That Jesus
Christ cam e into the world to save sinners
(1 Timothy 1:15). The story's told of a child
who was chosen to play the innkeeper in
the Christmas nativity, telling Mary and
Joseph that there was no room for them at
the inn. But on the night of the big event,
he stood onstage, looked into the faces of
the audience, froze in fear, then smiled
and announced, 'I'm not supposed to do
this, but come on in anyway!' The hymnist
wrote, 'Room for pleasure, room for
business, but for Christ the crucified; not a
place where He can enter, in the heart for
which He died.' Instead of ending this
Christmas exhausted, disappointed, and in
debt, invite Jesus into your life. You may
be looking back with regret on some bad
decisions you've made this year, but
making Jesus your Lord and Saviour this
Christmas is the best decision you'll ever
make.

Bill Recruitment.
- Bill Gates organized an enormous
session to
recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft
Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a
large
room. One candidate was Njoroge a
Kenyan living
in USA .
• Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for
coming
and asking those who do not know JAVA
programming to leave, 2000 people left.
Njoroge
said to himself, “I do not know JAVA, but
I have
nothing to
lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'”.
• Bill Gates asked the candidates who
never had
experience of managing more than 100
people to
leave, 2000 people left and Njoroge said
to
himself “I never managed anybody by
myself,
but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What
can
happen to me?” So he stayed behind
again.
• Then Bill Gates asked candidates who
didn’t
have a minimum of a Diploma in Business
Management to leave. 500 people left
the room.
Njoroge said to himself, “I left school at
15,
grade 7, but what have I got to lose?” So,
he
stayed in the room.
• Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates
who do
not speak Serb-Croat to leave. 498
people left
the room. Njoroge says to himself, “I do
not
speak one word of Serb-Croat but what
do I
have to lose?” So he stayed and finds
himself
with one other candidate.
• EVERYONE ELSE HAS GONE.
• Bill Gates joined them and said,
“Apparently
you are the only two candidates who
have all the
required qualifications & experience I am
looking
for and speak Serb-Croat, so I'd now like
to hear
you have a conversation together in that
language. And........”
• Calmly, Njoroge turned to the other
candidateand in a horse voice said "We
mwega mundu wa
nyumba?"
The other candidate answered softly but
clearly
saying "Gutiri na oru, no gwethera ciana
mutu. . . !!”

So KTN, NTV & Citizen TV stopped normal
programming last night in protest of the
high court ruling not to extend time for
the digital migration. Any idea how this
will end? This media blackout will come to an end
when advertisers come asking for a
refund . they are trying the waters & just want
cheap sympathy from the public. They cant
do this for long bcoz they'l loose business.
I dont think the government should license
a single company to have several media
houses. these are 3 pple deciding to
dictate a whole sector of the economy.

Who killed Roy Ogolla?
We demand an investigation to be done.
ARGWINGS KODHEK died in a mysterious
road accident where post mortem showed
his body had bullets
ronald ngala died in a similar mysterious
road accident
QUESTIONS REGARDING ROYS DEATH
1. Who were were the occupants in the
car?
2. where is the wrecked car?
3. who took him to the hospital?
4. who are the eye witnesses?
5. did he have any death threat prior to his
death?
6. Where is his phone?
7. was he taken directly to the city
mortury?
8. which hospital was he taken?
9. was he the only person who died in the
car?
10. why was he let to drive if he was
inexperienced?
11. why did he not belt up as those who
were with him in the car?
Meanwhile we send our condolences to
the family, friends and relatives.
RIP ROY, RIP JACOUNTY.

Learn to find the "game changer" - Part 1
I will not go into a business unless I can
see a "game changer"; something that we
are going to do that is different from what
others are doing. Let me give you an
example; when we launched our
operation in Zimbabwe in July 1998 it was
almost two years after our two
competitors had started their operations.
It had never happened anywhere in the
world that a third entrant into the market
had overtaken such well-established
competitors, let alone in less than two
months!
Those who know me will tell you that I
spend time every day just reading and
catching up on what is going on in my
industry. Even when I read a newspaper,
I do so with a pen in my hand; marking
things and following up for more
information. " My people, perish for lack
of knowledge": In business, if you are not
informed, you will perish.
Several years before I launched the
networks in Botswana and Zimbabwe (our
first two networks), I had come across an
extraordinary new billing system from a
company in Israel. This system, allowed
an operator to charge a customer whilst
they were talking rather than afterwards;
this was completely revolutionary at the
time. It was called "pre-paid", and it was
to completely revolutionise, the world of
telecommunications; that was the "game
changer"!
And yet very few people in the industry
at the time seemed to take any notice of
what that small company was doing,
including the big international companies
like Vodafone in the UK.
I put a team onto it and we worked
quietly and methodically studying what
they were doing. We locked up
agreements with them, and ordered the
equipment and our licenses were issued.
That was the birth of our product called
"Buddie- Prepaid". It allowed us to
provide service to millions of ordinary
people who would otherwise not have got
service. The rest is history as they say.
The principle I have laid out here applies
whether you are running a business, or
you are a professional working in a
company, if you want your organisation to
prosper you must find the "game
changer". Sometimes it comes through a
single Big Bang product like Buddie, but
most of the time it is incremental through
a culture of constantly doing small things
here and there that are innovative...
Here is my challenge to you, today:
I want you to look around at the job you
do or the business you run and draw up a
list of what you have done differently that
gives your organisation a competitive
edge. If there is nothing you have done in
the last month, then you are threatening
the future prosperity of your
organisation.

The Guy Who Leaked Sonko &
Shebesh's Naked Photos Is Now Dead Roy Ogolla, the blogger who confessed
to leaking Sonko & Shebesh's nude
photos, is now dead.
After rumors circulated around social
media that the braggadocious blogger was deceased, it was confirmed by members of the family that he had indeed passed on on Sunday December 22, 2013, from a road accident.

Dear girls,
There's always gonna be a prettier girl
than you and you see the guy you like
attracted to another girl who has features
you don't have. That makes you feel ugly,
so you try to make yourself be something
you're not. Come on, don't ever be a
clone of another girl just to impress a guy.
That just means you're trying to attract a
guy who isn't really for you. You're
beautiful, everything about you is
beautiful. What you are and what you
aren't. It's all beautiful.
Sincerely, a guy.

If it is just a big misunderstanding, then
fight for your relationship. You are happy
in every area. You laugh together, you
pray together, you enjoy one another.
There was a big misunderstanding.
They took what you said the wrong way
and because of their past hurts, they now
feel you don't care anymore.
Misunderstandings can destroy any
healthy relationship but it doesn't have to
be that way. Misunderstandings can and
should be worked out. It just takes 2
people who are both willing to put
everything out on the table and talk it
out. Fight for your relationship if it means
that much to you.
Don’t let that beautiful girl or handsome
dude go out of your life if you truly love
him/her.

The holiday season is the time when
many people dig financial graves in which
their life will fall. Countless people spend
more than they earn. The financial
decisions you make this holiday season
will impact your life in the coming year.
Don't be deceived by the Holiday
spending fever. Celebrate but do it
sensibly knowing that there is life after
the holidays. Don't just buy things
because they're on sale. If you didn't plan
for it simply don't buy it. Use the extra
income from bonuses to make a head-
start of the New Year. Pay off your debts,
pay tuition or rent in advance or save for
that future project. "The wise man saves
for the future but the foolish man spends
whatever he gets." Proverbs 21:20.

Its much
better the truth, because when say the
truth even if hurts at that moment IT IS
THE TRUTH, and when a person is sincere
with you, you can trust in that one. But
telling a lie for make "happy" someone or
for keeping a relationship it is not good,
because one day it will be discovered and
its the end of everything: trust, love,
relationship..etc. In both cases I will
forgive because am a woman of God, but
now it comes the difference: I forgive if
"you" tell me the truth, even if hurts me
and I can trust you again, but if you tell
me a lie, first or later I discover your lie, I
will forgive you but can not trust you
anymore!!!!!

Every day I have been thinking that being
open to your partner, saying out the
truth, letting them know the deepest,
private and confidential places in your life
and sharing every secret with them
whether it’s good or bad that it
strengthens a relationship. But that’s not
true and I was totally wrong. According to
my experience in love I have come to
realize that SOMETIMES we need to lie
and fake around so that we save our
relationships. Revealing out the truth
sometimes leaves our lovers in pain. It
creates suspicions, hate, mistrust, jealous
and sometimes it results into a
breakdown of a relationship.
So my friends, if you have got someone
that you love so much and you have the
fear of losing him or her, think twice prior
uttering the truth and revealing out all
the secrets in case they ask you. Don’t
fully unmask your heart. Reserve some
things to keep the relationship going on

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Pray for your spouse every day; in the
morning, in the afternoon and at evening.
Don’t wait until there is a problem. Don’t
wait
until there is an affair. Don’t wait until
something bad happens. Don’t wait until
your spouse is tempted. Shield your
spouse
with prayer and cover your marriage with
the fence of prayer. Don’t let a day pass
without mentioning your spouse in prayer
and bringing up their name to the Lord in
prayer. Pray "Lord, shield by spouse from
temptation and protect his/her heart
from
the attacks of the evil one. Fill my spouse
with your Spirit and let him/her walk in
Your
Holy Presence daily. Amen."

Billionaire investor Warren Buffett saw
his net worth soar by an eye-popping
$37 million a day this year, according
to a survey out Wednesday.
The Berkshire Hathaway boss
benefitted from a bull market that saw
shares of his conglomerate jump by
more than 25 percent in 2013, boosting
his net worth by $12.7 billion to $59.1
billion, according to the survey by
Wealth-X. That works out to a $37
million-a-day bump in Buffett’s wealth
— or an eye-popping $1.5 million an
hour.
While Buffet had an outstanding year,
the jump in his net worth only got him
to second place on the list of the
world’s Top 10 richest people.
Microsoft founder and Buffett bridge
partner Bill Gates retained the title of
world’s wealthiest person with a total
net worth of $72.6 billion, up from
$61.1 billion last year.
Buffett was followed by casino magnet
Sheldon Adelson, who’s worth an
estimated $35.3 billion this year.
Silicon Valley took the next three slots
with Amazon.com’s Jeff Bezos’ $34.4
billion net worth ranking fourth,
followed by Google founders Sergey
Brin and Larry Page, who are now
worth $30 billion and $29.9 billion
respectively.
New York’s own billionaire investor
Carl Icahn, who has been agitating for
change in Apple this year, ranked 8th
with a net worth of $22.1 billion. His
net worth is up 7.2 billion compared to
2012, according to Wealth-X.
Collectively, the top 10 billionaires saw
gains of $101.8 billion in 2013, which
averages out to an eye-popping $10.2
billion each.
Their combined wealth totals a
whopping $347 billion, up from $245
billion last year. Portugal’s gross
domestic product was just $212 billion
last year.
New York City was ranked by Wealth-
X as the city with the greatest
population of ultra high-net worth
(UHNW) people, or those with at least
$30 million in assets.
In a data point that would make
outgoing Mayor Michael Bloomberg
proud, New York City’s UHNW
population grew this year by 5.6
percent to 8,025, up from 7,580 last
year, Wealth-X said.
But New York lost out to California
when it came to states with the highest
number of wealthy people.
Compared to the Empire State’s 8,945
UHNW individuals, sunny California
boasts a whopping 12,560 folks with at
least $30 million to their name, the
report said.
Americans dominated the Top 10 list,
but two foreigners made it in,
including Masayoshi Son, head of
Japan’s Softbank Mobile, which
recently bought Sprint Corp. Son was
ranked the 10th richest man by
Wealth-X with a net worth of $19.1
billion.
Source:New York Post

Best lovers in Kenya
The best relationship is when you two can
act like lovers and best friends. When you
have more playful moments than serious
ones, When you can joke around, have
unexpected hugs and random kisses, When
you two give each other that specific stare
and just smile, When you’ll stay up all
night just to settle your arguments and
problems, When you can completely act
yourself and they still love you for who
you are.
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She was ambitious when you first met her.
She told you everything she wanted to
become. She told you how poor her family
is and her dream to make it in life. You
loved her and married her promising her
heaven and earth. She believed and
trusted you. You convinced her to have a
baby first and then go back to school or
pursuing her career. Now she has given
you babies but you still keep her at home.
You go out everyday and come home
calling her useless. She asks for money to
buy her cream only for you to tell her that
her mates are out there making money
while all she knows is how to waste it. You
don't give her money to take care of
herself but you go out there and buy lovely
cars and clothes for yourself. You even
have the gut to give your secretary a
market list for her to go and buy things for
your wife to cook; a big insult to any
woman. Even when you allow her to go to
the market, you make sure there is no coin
left for her to buy a panty for herself. You
go out there and admire all the beautiful
women whose husbands have given
freedom and those whose husbands love
spending on. You even lift their skirts to
see their panties and then you begin to
feel that your own wife at home is dirty.
Sir, she is not dirty; she is only wearing the
rags you give her. At every slightest thing,
you remind her how poor her people are
and how her father couldn't send her to
school. Several times have you shattered
her already broken spirit with your words.
Oga, you knew that her family is poor and
yet you walked into that humble family to
pick a wife. Are you telling me your reason
for marrying her is to make her poorer?
You even stopped her from inviting her
parents to your house all because you
think you are god. If after you married that
poor girl, her family does not move to a
higher level because of you, know that God
is not happy with you. You may not even
know if you are prospering because of her
presence in your life. Several times has
she talked to you reminding you of your
promise to her and all you do is shout at
her. You call her useless and yet you don't
want to give her the opportunity to prove
to you that she is not useless. You stopped
her from acquiring the certificate she so
dreamed of. You force her, against her own
wish, to be a full time housewife. You go
through magazines admiring great women
and wishing to have one like them
forgetting that a man like you is
somewhere giving them the support and
strength to soar. You love good things on
women but can't stand seeing them on
your own wife. Don't you think you are a
wicked man?
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What do real men want from  a lady? A real man
goes for a real woman, not a fake one. And
a man who is ready for marriage, looks for
a single and decent lady, not a Drama
Queen on Facebook, who is suffering from
commitment phobia. Whether you like it
or not, social networking has had more
negative than positive effects on our girls.
It has destroyed many relationships cos
some girls can't stay off bbm, WhatsApp,
2go, etc, to attend to their man. Their first
"home" is bbm, followed by WhatsApp,
then Facebook, etc, with more than a
thousand friends on their list. They have
literally been cut off from reality, focusing
on life on the various social media and
chatting and flirting with a thousand guys.
Yet, when they fail to find true love, they
scream: " Men are heartless... Love
sucks... I'll never love again" etc. Wake up
and face reality; stop looking for love in
the wrong places. Recreate yourself and be
what you want in a man.
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Ladies ladies,This is what you have to know
1. Never depend on your boyfriend like
he is your father, show him that before he
met you, you are comfortable and
without him you can still be comfortable.
2. Do not detest a man because he is not
rich. Rather remember that, he who is
rich today, he may not be rich tomorrow
and he who is poor may not be poor
forever, Richness is like a table fan, it
Rotates.
3. Never you say real men doesn't come
to you when all about you is fake, dress
code, lifestyle, your name, background
etc.
4. Don't say men are just after your body
when you show off all your body parts.
The way you dress is the way people
address you.
5. Do not say you have dated him for
years yet he doesn't want to move the
relationship to the next level, my sister
every relationship must not end in
marriage.
6. Do not say all men are the same due
to a heartbreak, remember even the bible
said: as our facial aspect differs same
goes to our characters and lifestyles.
7. Do not hate relationship because of
past experience, rather know that every
relationship is a lesson and I tell you,
never you close your eyes because of the
bad things you have seen because you
will never know when the good one
passes by if your eyes are close, don't
give up on love.
8. Do not be in a hurry to marry because
as God knows your birthday same goes to
your death day, he knows all our profile
because we are only like pencils in the
hand of the creator, when your time
comes it will happen just like death.
9. You say guys are not serious with you,
when the background of your pictures are
always in a hotel room, Joints and inside
different cars when you’re not a
mechanic, on Facebook you have more
than 4353 friends, you are on bbm with
over 1000 bbm contacts, you’re on 2go
with more than 2000friends not to talk of
Badoo. Whatsapp, Eskimi, and many
more. Which means you are emotionally
confused.
10. Always know that things happens the
way God wants it.
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Ladies ladies,This is what you have to know
1. Never depend on your boyfriend like
he is your father, show him that before he
met you, you are comfortable and
without him you can still be comfortable.
2. Do not detest a man because he is not
rich. Rather remember that, he who is
rich today, he may not be rich tomorrow
and he who is poor may not be poor
forever, Richness is like a table fan, it
Rotates.
3. Never you say real men doesn't come
to you when all about you is fake, dress
code, lifestyle, your name, background
etc.
4. Don't say men are just after your body
when you show off all your body parts.
The way you dress is the way people
address you.
5. Do not say you have dated him for
years yet he doesn't want to move the
relationship to the next level, my sister
every relationship must not end in
marriage.
6. Do not say all men are the same due
to a heartbreak, remember even the bible
said: as our facial aspect differs same
goes to our characters and lifestyles.
7. Do not hate relationship because of
past experience, rather know that every
relationship is a lesson and I tell you,
never you close your eyes because of the
bad things you have seen because you
will never know when the good one
passes by if your eyes are close, don't
give up on love.
8. Do not be in a hurry to marry because
as God knows your birthday same goes to
your death day, he knows all our profile
because we are only like pencils in the
hand of the creator, when your time
comes it will happen just like death.
9. You say guys are not serious with you,
when the background of your pictures are
always in a hotel room, Joints and inside
different cars when you’re not a
mechanic, on Facebook you have more
than 4353 friends, you are on bbm with
over 1000 bbm contacts, you’re on 2go
with more than 2000friends not to talk of
Badoo. Whatsapp, Eskimi, and many
more. Which means you are emotionally
confused.
10. Always know that things happens the
way God wants it.
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Ladies ladies,This is what you have to know
1. Never depend on your boyfriend like
he is your father, show him that before he
met you, you are comfortable and
without him you can still be comfortable.
2. Do not detest a man because he is not
rich. Rather remember that, he who is
rich today, he may not be rich tomorrow
and he who is poor may not be poor
forever, Richness is like a table fan, it
Rotates.
3. Never you say real men doesn't come
to you when all about you is fake, dress
code, lifestyle, your name, background
etc.
4. Don't say men are just after your body
when you show off all your body parts.
The way you dress is the way people
address you.
5. Do not say you have dated him for
years yet he doesn't want to move the
relationship to the next level, my sister
every relationship must not end in
marriage.
6. Do not say all men are the same due
to a heartbreak, remember even the bible
said: as our facial aspect differs same
goes to our characters and lifestyles.
7. Do not hate relationship because of
past experience, rather know that every
relationship is a lesson and I tell you,
never you close your eyes because of the
bad things you have seen because you
will never know when the good one
passes by if your eyes are close, don't
give up on love.
8. Do not be in a hurry to marry because
as God knows your birthday same goes to
your death day, he knows all our profile
because we are only like pencils in the
hand of the creator, when your time
comes it will happen just like death.
9. You say guys are not serious with you,
when the background of your pictures are
always in a hotel room, Joints and inside
different cars when you’re not a
mechanic, on Facebook you have more
than 4353 friends, you are on bbm with
over 1000 bbm contacts, you’re on 2go
with more than 2000friends not to talk of
Badoo. Whatsapp, Eskimi, and many
more. Which means you are emotionally
confused.
10. Always know that things happens the
way God wants it.
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Kenyan love Stories, Ladies and Gentlemen, learn to apologize
when situation calls for it. Don’t allow big
or little issues to get out of hand. Treat
others as you would like them to treat
you. Stop thinking of yourself, lower your
pride and mean your apology. You’ll be
amazed how the words "I'M SORRY" can
mean so much to someone in pain. Much¬
more if you're the reason for the hurt.
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True love in Kenya, Every day I have been thinking that being
open to your partner, saying out the
truth, letting them know the deepest,
private and confidential places in your life
and sharing every secret with them
whether it’s good or bad that it
strengthens a relationship. But that’s not
true and I was totally wrong. According to
my experience in love I have come to
realize that SOMETIMES we need to lie
and fake around so that we save our
relationships. Revealing out the truth
sometimes leaves our lovers in pain. It
creates suspicions, hate, mistrust, jealous
and sometimes it results into a
breakdown of a relationship.
So my friends, if you have got someone
that you love so much and you have the
fear of losing him or her, think twice prior
uttering the truth and revealing out all
the secrets in case they ask you. Don’t
fully unmask your heart. Reserve some
things to keep the relationship going on. You Enjoy it,please Share
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Facebook love advice
My love… you are the one I want to spend
the rest of my life with. One look from
you
melts my soul.. ….I get lost in your eyes…
I
want to hold your face and kiss you
endlessly… Sleeping in your arms is like
being in heaven… I only want to be with
you and love you till my last breath… I
love you my sweetheart more then you
can ever imagine and more than I can
ever express.

Reasons Why Most Kenyan Men Are difficult to please,facebook love asvice MOST MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO
PLEASE...1. If he calls you and your
phoneis off, he thinks you’re
cheating….then he sends sms
saying“don’t tell me the battery story coz
I know that line”
2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are
TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;If u Don't,
he says u are PROUD
3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u aretrying
to LURE other men; If u DON'T, he says u
are RURAL.
4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET,
he says uhave no BRAINS, a walkover;
5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a
SHOW-OFF; Ifhe's SMARTER than u, he is
GREAT.
6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to
POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you
FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)
7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u
DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are
CHEAP...
8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u
are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't
TRUST him.
9. If u SCOLD him, u are treating him like
a CHILD; If he SCOLDS u, it ’s because he
CARES for u.
10. If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be
TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is
circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea
rite!)
11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; Ifhe
SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
12. If u do WELL in your career,it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL, it’sdefinitely BRAINS.
(luck????)
13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he
HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!!HOW
ARE WOMEN SUPPOSED TO GET IT
RIGHT????????
14. If u send this info to guys, they will
swear that it's not true.......but if u
don't, they say u are selfish...

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What do women wants from menbin Kenya,find out here You really wanna know what bugs her?
How youtalk to so manybeautiful girls.
Like, if she were to look at yourinbox on
your phone,it would be mostly girls,
maybe a guy or two. If shewere to go on
your Facebook, she would mostly see girls
writingon your wall orliking your statuses.
& she would check out thesegirls herself
& say,"Wow, she's gorgeous. I feel ugly
now". She wouldalso see pictures of you
& other girls you used to be with, &
shewould think, "damn,you guys made a
cuter couple than we do". But,she'll never
admitit..
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Owner of Vibe weekly Online Magazine is here,find out here Who owns vibe weekly magazine? Who is the owner of vibe weekly website?
Vibe weekly is a website in Kenya that normally focuses on the Entertainment part and celebrities Gossips, it has been accused of copy pasting of items from some blogs such as Ghafla.co.ke and the owner of ghafla  went ahead and post the crime on the website, together with the Nairobi wire and Kenyan Post they have been copy pasting items from people’s blog and copy right the items afterwards Vibeweekly was founded by a group of men in Kenya from Central part of Kenya, for now it is being run by Daniel Mwangi who has employed some writers and news editors.
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Owner of Nairobinews.co.ke
Nairobinews.co.ke is a Kenyan website whose  main aim is to focus on the news around Nairobi Kenya, its publication is the Nation Media Group whose Current CEO is Linus Gitahi,Nairobinews.co.ke may  not be that famous just like other website in the Country like, Nation Media ,Standard Media and some gossiping websites in Kenya such as Kenyan Daily POST,GHAFLA,Nairobi wire and so on ,from what Iknow,Linus Gitahi and some Ntion media officials did not think much when they were coming up with the “Nairobi news” thing,this website, first it has some weakness in it,first when you “Google” the statement, Nairobi news, which is of course the famous keyword in Kenya,you will not see the nairobinews.co.ke on the first page of Google Homepage, not even the second page…nooo not even the fifth page. This shows that website has some weakness, there are very many website in Kenya and around the world such as the Telegraph.co.ke,dailymail.co.ke and bbc.co.ke which normally provide news around Nairobi Kenya. For Nairobi news, it must be weak inside,what will make it strong is the fact that it is being backed up by the Nation Media group..ok!! this is it,that is why  Claim to write statements like this…” a publication of nation media group  ”
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Never waste anyone’s time if you aren’t
gonna love them forever. Don’t even
date them because it’s of no pride you
having a huge list of Ex-boyfriends and
girlfriends. It doesn’t even portray the
man or woman in you. Always speak out
your heart to someone, don’t keep that
person around because you feel pity for
him or her. If you’re busy loving someone
else, utter it out rather than keeping that
dude or babe around you as a secret close
friend or a substitute, Fine it hurts but it
helps a lot. Stop fooling that innocent
person who spares his/her time for you,
who sacrifices anything little s/he has for
you, who ignores all other chances of
beautiful ladies and handsome men
because s/he has hope in you. Think
about it my friends and act accordingly.
Love matters
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Love Cycle....
When you love, you get hurt.
When you get hurt, you hate.
When you hate, you try to
forget.
When you try to forget, you
start missing.. & When you start
missing........
You will eventually fall in-
love again..........

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How to make a man live you more in Kenya You are struggling 2 get a good partner
coz you are looking for a perfect
person.You will never find one coz there
is'nt any.
You want a real man/woman?..so invest
in a good clean wardrobe and dress
responsibly(forget expensive).
When a lady/man comes your way,smile
& be polite.Even if he/she does not fit
your mental image of your kind of a man/
woman.Treat everybody the same.
Stop going into a relationship with too
much expectations coz you might be
disappointed,and that might lead to you
loosing interest.
No one is perfect,not even YOURSELF!
You say you can't marry a cashier or a
blue collar guy like a machanic or
carpenter?If a carpenter was good enough
to marry MARY THE MOTHER OF OUR
LORD JESUS CHRIST,why is'nt one good
for you?
Do not focus on where the person is
now,but look and see whether he/she has
potential for a better future.Stop going
for "Ready made".
Do you wanna sit around sobbing because
u've been abused by the "rich,good-
looking but non-caring guy?",looking at
the happy couple holding hands and
laughing like newly wedded couple even
after 12yrs of marriage?.
Your soul mate is out there,just
believe,work and pray.You will get him/
her!

Nairobi Vibes Stories

Love matters and Stories in Kenya
IT HURTS TO LOVE SOMEONE WHO
DOESN’T LOVE YOU
Yeah I know you sent a message to
someone today on Facebook but you got
no reply right? Message got delivered to
that person and definitely he or she saw it
but didn’t reply. You logged out of
Facebook to do some work but when you
logged in again you found that they “saw”
it at a certain time but they didn’t bother
to reply. But they’re online and they’re
busy updating their status, commenting
and liking different posts! They just can’t
spare some time to text you back and to
chat with you.When you check the inbox,
you see them “typing…” Then you wonder
who they’re texting because you are not
receiving their message. You ask yourself
why s/he can’t reply your messages. You
start asking yourself what you did wrong.
You start saying that maybe they got tired
of you. It hurts so much to be ignored by
the person you truly love with all your
heart.But did you know that sometimes
they’re also facing the same problem as
you? Fine they tell you they love you,
miss you… but they have also got other
people they’re interested in.
As you’re chasing them, they’re also busy
chasing the other person who is also
ignoring them. They text and poke them
but they get no reply just like you.
They are also going through the same
process…At this point you’re hurt.
You’re thinking of giving up on that person
but it’s not that easy.
You’re thinking of giving that person
space, unfriend them or blocking them
but your heart still loves them and you
still have hope in them.
Every time you log out you pray to God to
touch theirhearts and at least they text
you a message but when you log in again,
you never find any message or a poke
from them.
You get heart broken, you start hating
Facebook because of that one person!
But seriously why stressing over someone
who clearly shows it that they don’t love
you? Why wasting your time thinking
about someone who doesn’t love you?
Okay I understand it’s the too much love
you have for that person but they’re not
interested in you, they don’t love you &
you’ll never force them to love you.
My friend, you’re not too old that you’ll
never find someone who’ll love you.
You are still beautiful and you have got all
those special qualities that someone out
there is craving for. Stop stressing over
someone who doesn't love you and cease
wasting your time on someone who
intentionally ignores you.
Be strong and let thatperson go and Pray
to God help you find someone else.
Don’t go into the next year with such
kind of stress. Let the coming New Year
be of NEW people, NEW plans, NEW love…
I love y’all and I wish you a blessed
festive season. Don’t forget to take care
of yourselves.

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8 Top reasons why men cheat:
There are reasons galore why men pull
wool over the eyes of their wives.
Oftentimes, it’s out of spite and neglect,
while the other times, it’s because they
feel they will never be caught.
1. Disturbance in the marriage as the
primary reason
When there are regular fights at home
with his wife, which are left unresolved, a
pattern sets in wherein he continues to
be unhappy and ‘disturbed’. In this kind
of a scenario, either he can fight or he can
flee. When he looks for an affair, he is
looking to flee from dealing with the
issues in the marriage, and be
comfortable with that ‘other person’. It is
telling oneself that the problems do not
affect anyone and life can continue in a
better way with a parallel support.
2. Cheating men report boredom led to
the affair
Some men may find the routine of a
married life to be tedious and dull. These
men find it easier to shift dominance or
primacy to another relationship and feel
the spark outside to be a thrilling option;
instead of finding ways of charging their
marriage. It becomes present moment
for gratification versus the hard job that
they will have to do in their marriage to
resolve an issue. The extra-marital
relationship provides them with a
readymade and fresh experience, which is
appealing enough to take the risk.
3. Cheating men love to experiment
sexually
Sex has always been and will always be an
integral part of a marriage. While some
men are quite content spending the rest
of their lives having sex with the same
wife for many years, others prefer to
experiment more as a need, rather than
as an option. They want to sleep with
many women, many times, and therefore
do not think twice before an extra-marital
alliance. It perhaps makes them feel
sexually powerful and more adept than
others.
4. Cheating men are emotionally
dissatisfied
When their wives are too busy with their
own lives, working or bringing up children
or even looking after in-laws and parents,
emotionally, men are left high and dry.
But men are emotionally driven beings
too. They want their wives to show them
that they’re appreciated, and they want
women to understand how hard they’re
trying to get things right. Most men
consider it unmanly to ask for a pat on
the back, which is why their emotional
needs are often overlooked. Sometimes
the couple may not be compatible so
however much the wife may do, the man
will always find something to complain
about.
It may also happen that the woman he
cheats with is his co-worker or boss,
someone who praises him, looks up to
him, and compliments his efforts. That’s
another reason why it’s so critical that he
feel valued at home.
5. Cheating men have a history of EMR
Some men, in their childhood, may have
witnessed cheating in their parent’s
marriage. This somewhere gives them a
message that it is okay to cheat, even
though deep inside they know this is
wrong. All of us learn from our parents,
so taking the risk is good enough. This
acquired learning also happens through
cheating resorts taken by elder siblings,
neighbours, peer group and everybody
who has been impacted. Sometimes as
teenagers and young adults, some men
have had multiple relationships, these
men either intentionally or accidentally
end up going back to their ex-girlfriends.
The other lot goes back to their past style
of having multiple relationships. It is well
said, what a mind thinks, achieves. So
there are females also who are either
consciously or unconsciously looking for
such men.
6. Cheating men have wives who cheat
Men also take revenge with their cheating
wives, by having multiple relationships
themselves. Even if their wives are guilty
and come accept their extra-marital
relationships, some men continue with
their tricks. This is mostly done by men
who don’t want to forgive their spouses.
7. Cheating men think it to be ‘divorce’
Some men are willfully adulterous and
use it as a means for acquiring divorce.
The law also considers adultery as a fair
ground for the wife to seek a divorce. The
man is cheating openly and is in a non-
receptive mood, taking the wife’s feelings
of frustration to an all-time high.
Although this percentage is less but it is
there.
8. Cheating men need to be needed
When men feel that they are not needed
by their wife anymore, they look out for
some other woman, who can understand
them and make them feel special. As an
obvious outcome of a new relationship,
they get that feeling from the other
woman. And suddenly when they are
showered with attention, which they
haven’t received in a very long time in
their marriage, they toss their hands in
the air and get deep into the new hot and
happening relationship.
NAIROBI VIBE

ways to tell if he is a husband material in Kenya
Whether you believe in love at first site
or a long-term relationship before
marriage, the big question is how to tell
if he’s husband material.
Some say that when you know, you know,
some say he needs to be able to support
you, and others say happiness is key. In
reality, I say all of the above.
You need man that is willing to go to the
moon and back, laugh with you, cry with
you, support you, and love you. This is
how to tell if he’s husband material.
1. Always Remembers to Incorporate
Your Favorite Things in Bed
He wants you to have fun. He wants you
to know that he knows what pushes you
over the edge. He wants to make those
toes curl under the sheets. He doesn’t
need a reminder; he just knows that right
thing to do. He wants the experience to
be as much as it is for him as it is for you.
Believe me, if he’s in bed with you, he’s
having fun. If he always remembers to do
that one thing, that’s just one way to tell
if he’s husband material.
He’s a Fair Fighter
A man who is husband material will
immediately take a step back during your
most intense fights and will become the
voice of reason. He may even make
suggestions to help subside the issue.
You could be pleasantly surprised by his
suggestions. Some of his suggestions may
include some sort of listening exercise or
even a couples therapy session. Even
though most men don’t really prefer to
get involved in seeing a shrink or going
for therapy, he’s going for you… He’s
totally marriage material.
3. That Feeling That You Just Know
You have that knot in your stomach; you
always have butterflies when you’re with
him, you just know! It may be that he’s
willing to try anything for you or that he
wrote you a song, but whatever it may
be, you know. You know he’s the one
when nothing he does bothers you and
everything he does sweeps you off of
your feet or makes your heart skip a beat.
No matter what it may be, if you have
these indescribable feelings, he’s
marriage material.
4. Not Jealous
You may be in a relationship, but your hot
looks don’t go away. If your man can
accept that and understands that you are
committed to the relationship, he’s
husband material. He trusts you, you
trust him. There has to be a mutual trust.
Now that is a concept that is essential!
Moving past the jealousy, your man
should be reasonably easygoing and calm
you down when you work yourself up.
This type of attitude will bring positivity
and keep the positive energy going in
your relationship.

1)Ukoexam room alafu chopi wa daro
anainua
mkono anasema question 4 iko na
shida na ushapata ansa....
2)Uko exam room alafu chopi fulani
anaitisha graph paper na ushamaliza
paper na hujaona mahali inatumika...
3)Uko exam room alafu invigilator anakam
anasema uruke question 6 kwanza
iko na shida watarectify baadaye,na hiyo
pekee ndio
ulikuwa umeweza...
4) Uko exam rum halafu unaona watu
wanatumia
ruler na hujui ni kwa nini
5)Uko exam rum,chopi anainua mkono
anadai
question 3 na 17 ni similar na umemaliza
na
hukunotice
6) Uko exam room na unaona watu wako
busy
wako na shughuli ww tu umezubaa
unashindwa
uende wapi,ufanye nn...maisha ni ivo.
7) uko exam room but the only thing you
rem is
your name and reg no. Hata course name
na
code hujui.. Unangoja que paper ndio
ucopy kwa
ans booklet
8)Unaomba rubber exam room na
hujaandika
chochote.
9)Uko exam room alafu invigilator anatoka
nje
kunyora na sa hizo ka chem kamekukalia
ukigeukia neiba unakuta anadoz
10)uko exam room mwenzako anaomba
extra
foolscap ya essay wakati wewe umeweka
hujafika
ata nusu foolscap na mlipewa mbili!
11)That akward moment kwa exam watu
wanchora
diagrams na hata ujui ni nini unafaa
kuchora....
unaanza kuchora invigilator

Nairobi Exposed is one of the good gossiping blogs in Kenya thar mostly covers Nairobi area,it is owned by some groupe of young Kenyans in Kenya and now bsing run with more than 3 people who claim fo be the owners,it has a collextion of three website,nairoviexposed.com,nairobi-exposed.blogspot and nairobiexposed.blogspot.com,funny enough,they tend to give the same information about gossiping,the owners grab the names to avoid any person to register them,and for now,Nairobi Exposex blogs are owned by James Mwaniki here in Nairobi a d it is run by some groupe of 4 men....

Who is the Owner Of The Kenyan Daily Post,His name is Timothy Rioda Obare bases in Nairobi but a resident from Kissi town,he also own several other blogs in Kenya including KenyanCareer.com snd very many blogs.....

Ugandan ladies are good in dansing ,they love it when they dance and have nothing inaide just like some luo girls,the reason being,most luos are related with Ugandan peopld...
NAIROBI VIBES STORIES

The Top Kenyan Commedian has a new girlfriend, Eric Omondi Finds Love In A Citizen TV Presenter
For Now,All joke  jokes aside for Erick Omondi when looking fir a new girlfriend,looks like the commedian
has been taken down by one Jacquie
Maribe of citizen TV Kenya.the two celebrities have been
close for sometime though its unclear as
to why the comedian has shied off from
making the admission,in recent
interviews he insists to being single though here he has a new girlfriend. See the picture...

Vera Sidika bought A new House in Lagos
Vera Sidika aka miss Big B00ty has some big assets hehind,get your mind
of the gutter,well the bootiliciuos video
vixen has added yet another major
asset to her growing estate in Lagos. Apparently
she is moving residence to Nigeria
where she already is set to join the
lucrative Nollywood industry and as a
kick start the lady bought a mansion for
herself. The money evidently pilling up.
She made the announcement after
sealing the deal by posting a photo of
her posh home and thanking for the
"big" blessings.

LOVE MATTERS KENYA: The one who truly loves you will never leave you. Even if there hundred reasons to give up on you, they will find one reason to hold on... so before you let go of that dude or girl of yours, think of the years you had to hold on with him or her, the past misunderstandin gs you went through, think of where you're going. Are you going in the world of only perfect people? If your answer is NO then find a reason to stick around with your lover, solve that misunderstandings and find new ways of relighting your love again.

Govt is evacuating Kenyans in South
Sudan - Amina Mohammed

The government is safely evacuating
Kenyans living in South Sudan, Foreign
Affairs Cabinet Secretary Amb. Amina
Mohammed has said. She said that so
for 15 buses have ferried Kenyans
through Uganda.

Nairobi vibes Gossips news
She debuted into the spotlight with
11th Hour and it has been an upward
climb ever since with her hit songs such as
Siyabonga under her belt.
Despite being plagued by scandals
such as not paying dancers to a
wedding and her husband being one of
the rogue and bad  pastors named in Seeds of
Sin, the lass has risen above it all to
become one of the greatest voices to
come from Central Kenya. She was
recently in the company of members
of NYS NATIONAL YOUTH SERVICE and they took pics of the
event

Top radio personality batters her celebrity husband inpublic

Marriage sure does
have its ups and downs and whereas different
couples opt to deal
with the pressures
differently, it can be
quite embarrassing
especially for
celebrities and role
models who are
expected to set good
examples for their
fans.
Well, despite having
recently gotten married
in a private ceremony,
a top Kenyan radio
presenter whose
prowess has seen her
move across several
radio stations allegedly
had a confrontation
with her popular
husband which saw the
heated argument turn
physical.
All this happened in a
popular Nairobi club
(Bavaria) where the
couple was casually
having fun when hell
broke loose and the
bitter husband who
seemed quite agitated
pulled out his ring
throwing it at her.
Onlookers attest to the
fact that prior
discussions by the
couple may have led to
the confrontation.
A while later and the
lady sought to find out
where her husband’s
ring was only for the
inquisition to turn
physical to the extent
that a friend had to
separate and break of
the war lest the
husband got hurt.
For a newly wedded
couple, these two are
said to have gotten into
fights a few times
before this publicly
humiliating incident
which left both fans
and club patrons both
shocked and
embarrased.
We can only wait to
see how hard they will
fight in future, or how
calmly they can learn
resolve their issues.
Source:SDE

NAIROBI, KENYA: KTN’s premier
investigative show Jicho Pevu emerged
top in this year’s most searched items in
the Google annual Year End Zeitgeist
report.
Google’s Zeitgeist report is an annual look
at the collective eyes of the world on the
web during a particular year.
Jicho Pevu now a household name in
Kenya presents well researched items
that matter to the society. It’s Key
presenter Mohamed Ali and John Alan
Namu go beyond the obvious to let
Kenyans get to the bottom of issues
affecting them.
This year, Kenyans were more concerned
about ovulation, stress and nutrition as
the three were ranked among the top
searched health topics, with emergence
of new searches on autism. Cancer and
HIV/AIDs remained in the top ten
queries.
Many Kenyans also searched on
devolution, an indication that they want
to learn more about the new system of
governance. Issues on policy, democracy,
revolution, obamacare, security,
nomination, Biometric Voter Registration
(BVR), gubernatorial and county were also
searched under the politics category.
On events, the Kenya Revenue Authority
(KRA)’s sensitization on the new
requirement of tax payment system send
many Kenyans online during the period.
Also, based on the fact that Kenyans
consider the General Election as an
important step in exercising their
democratic right, Independent Electoral
and Boundaries Commission (IEBC)
results announcement came second in
this category.
The Westgate terror attack drew Kenyans
online to search more information on the
siege. In terms of the top trending
events, the IEBC results and the
Westgate attack topped the list. Trending
searches have the highest amount of
traffic over a sustained period.
Musician Emmy Kosgei made it to the top
ten in two categories; top searched
people and her wedding to the top
trending events. Among the top trending
personalities are the late Paul Walker, an
American actor, and the late Ruhila
Adatia, the Kiss TV presenter who died
during the Westgate attack.
Kenyans love for telenovelas was evident
in the trending search for TV programmes
like Abyss of Passion, Amor Bravio, Punar
Vivah and La Fuerza del Destino. Local
productions also generated interest for
google searches with Tujuane and Jicho
Pevu being among the top trending TV
programmes.
Top Trending Queries
1. Daily post
2. IEBC
3. Westgate
4. Uhuru Kenyatta
5. OLX
6. Government Human Resource in
Information System (GHRIS)
7. Mutula Kilonzo
8. NTV Live
9.  KCPE results 2012
10. Standard Digital
Top Trending People
1. Uhuru Kenyatta
2. Paul Walker
3. Mutula Kilonzo
4. Samantha Lewthwaite
5. Kethi Kilonzo
6. Lucy Kibaki
7. Nelson Mandela
8. Rachel Shebesh
9. Ruhila Adatia
10. Goldie Harvey
Top Searched TV shows
1. Jicho Pevu
2. Abyss of Passion
3. Big Brother Africa
4. Game of Thrones
5. Tujuane
6. Churchill Show
7. Suits
8. Power of Destiny (La Fuerza del
Destino
9. XYZ show
10. Soy Tu Duena
Top trending TV shows
1. Citizen TV Live
2. NTV Live
3. Jicho Pevu
4. Abyss of Passion
5. Amor Bravio
6. Shackles of Doom
7. Power of Destiny
8. Tujuane
9. Punar Vivah
10. La Fuerza del Destino
Top Trending Events
1. IEBC results
2. Westgate attack
3. KCSE 2012 results
4. Teachers' strike
5. KCPE 2012 results
6. JKIA fire
7. CORD petition
8. Kidero slaps Shebesh
9. Kenya presidential debate
10. Emmy Kosgei wedding
Top searched applications
1.  Whatsapp
2.  Google Maps
3.  Skype
4.  LinkedIn
5.  Instagram
6. Currency Converter
7. Dropbox
8. Viber
9. Adobe Reader
10 Nimbuzz
Top searched events
1.       KRA
2.       IEBC results
3.       Westgate
4.       Safaricom Live
5.       Nelson Mandela
6.       Big Brother Africa
7.       KCSE results
8.       Premier League
9.       KNEC registration
10.   Teachers' Strike
Top searched people
1.       Raila Odinga
2.       Uhuru Kenyatta
3.       Caroline Mutoko
4.       William Ruto
5.       Churchill
6.       Sonko
7.       Emmy Kosgei
8.       Mutula Kilonzo
9.       Rachel Shebesh
10.   Evans Kidero
How To?
1. Kiss
2. Pray
3. Abort
4. Swim
5. Love
6. Hack
7. Meditate
8. Invest
9. Seduce
10. Romance
What is?
1.       Love
2.       Illuminati
3.       Internet
4.       Biology
5.       Management
6.       Communication
7.       Development
8.       Marketing
9.       Research
10.   Halloween
What is? (Technology)
1. Wi-Fi
2. Linkedin
3. BBM
4. Mpesa
5. Extranet
6. Faiba
7. Email
8. Android
9. Computer
10. MMS
What is? (Health/Medicine)
1. Ovulation
2. Stress
3. Nutrition
4.  Hernia
5. Viagra
6. Cancer
7. HIV
8. Diabetes
9. Autism
10. Acne
What is? (Political Realm)
1. Devolution
2. Policy
3. Democracy
4. Revolution
5. Obamacare
6. Security
7. Nomination
8. BVR
9. Gubernatorial
10. County

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