The Difference Between Kenyan And Nigerian Men

Kenyan Man
On phone;
Gal: Mambo swits?
Boy: Poa sana hun,,, Uko wapi?
Gal: Niko 2 hapa hom niki watch
moviez,,,,,
Boy: Hata mi nko kejani 2 nimeboeka
yangu yote,,,, Si naeza kam huko 2rilax
pamoja??
Gal: Brilliant idea! By the way beib
ukikam unikujie na yoghut packet moja
na ka black forest cake,,,,
Boy: Khai! Yoghut na hii baridi yote??
Aki my dear staki ukue mgonjwa,,,,
Gal: Sawa basi kam na keki pekee,,,,
Boy: Uuuuiii,,,, Hun nlikukataza kukula
hizi vitu za sukari mob,,,, Meno zako zita
spoil,,,,
Gal: Gosh! Sasa utakam na nini??,,,,
Basi pitia kwa Baba Kim ununue maini
nusu then ukam nayo tupike,,,,,
Boy: What??? Swity hukuona news
juzi??? Hizi nyama za skuizi
haziaminiki! ,,,, Unaeza dhani ni nyama
poa kumbe unakula tumbili,,,,
Gal: Nkt! Basi nikujie na mahindi
chemsha ya ten bob!
Boy: Woow! That's my beiby ,,,, Nakam
nayo sahizi!
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Nigerian Man
Gal: Babe why don't you come over
and I'll make you dinner. On your way
here could you pass by the grocers and
pick up some chicken?
Boy: Abomination! A gal like you
shouldn't be dirtying herself up in the
kitchen. Why don't I pick you up at 7 for
dinner?
Gal: That's so sweet of you. I had a
long, exhausting day at work and really
appreciate the gesture. 6:57 pm..door
bell..ding dong.. Gal: *squeals* hi babe,
so nice to see you. You smell great!
What's that cologne you have on?
Boy: Just something I picked up at
Macy's..
Gal: come on in... *Naija guy unleashes
a fresh bouquet of red roses that he was
holding behind his back.
Are those for me?
Boy: They're for my beautiful princess.
Look at you. I love your hairstyle, it
suits you well. It must have dented your
your wallet at the salon. Here is Kshs
20,000.
Gal: aaaah, you know I can't take it.
Boy: what now? Ok, here is 50,000. Is
that better?
Gal: aaaahhh, okey thanks! You didn't
have to...Would u like something to
drink?
Boy: No wahala, I already made
reservations so let's be on our way..
Gal: Really?? Aww...you are too much.
Where are we going? Naija guy: It's a
surprise, I'm sure you'll love it! Naija
guy and gal exit the apartment and head
to Hotel Sankara.)

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