Kenyan Jokes

AKI KUWATCH BALL NA DAME NI STRESS
TUPU...
DAME: Kai! Beib, huyo ni Chris Brown?
CHALI: Apana ni Theo Walcott
(15 mins later)
DAME: Mbona hiyo card ni ya yellow?
CHALI: Ni ya kuwarn player. Yellow ni
warning, ya red ni ya kumtoa kwa game...
DAME: Na ya green??
(chali anamwangalia tu bila kusema
kitu)...
(5 mins later)
DAME: aki beib, i hope Arsenal washinde
worldcup. Daisy anasupport Brazil na
simpendangi. Khai si ananibooingi..
(chali anamwangalia tu...)
DAME: Coach wa hii team anaitwa?
CHALI: Arsene Wenger...
DAME: Ooooh OMG! kumbeee..inakaa
huyu mwingine anaitwa Manchesteng.....
CHALI(anainterupt): Btw swity, nikona
swali fundamental...Gava inafunga TV
analogue when?
DAME: I think next year. Why beib?
Unataka kunisurprise na digital tv? Aki
hiyo itanisurprise kwanza vile unakuanga
mstingy lol
CHALI: ati nikubuyie tv digital? Unaumwa
na tumbo nini?? Fanya hivi, ebu tembeza
kisigino hadi kwenyu ukawatch hizo
masoaps zenyu b4 next year ikupate
hapa! Na hizo mafeelings patia Alehandro!
Biceps za snail

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