Akpors facebook jokes

Six Laughs:No1A man was so jealous of his
newly bornbaby that he put poison on the
wife'snipples while she was asleep.The
nextday, their driver died of
poisoning.********************
******************No2A man is dying
of cancer, but keeps tellingpeople he is
dying of AIDS. His son askedDad why?He
answered, so that when I amdead, no one
will sleep with your mum.***********
***************************No3A
lady lost three panties in her house
andblamed her maid in front of the
husband.Maid said sir you are my witness
youknow I never wear panties.*******
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o4Couple is having a quickie and their 6
yearold catches them,Son: "What are
youdoing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m
puttingpetrol on your Mom."Son: "Haauu -
Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine
istaking too much petrol cause Mr
Zwanehas put in yesterday." Mother
fainted!**********************
****************No5A man went to
the pub with hiswife.When he left for the
counter to buydrinks a prostitute
approached his wife &whispered:"You
must DEMAND cashbefore sex, I know him
he doesn't pay.***********
***************************No6 -
ClassicAn 8 year old boy is accused of
rape*.Incourt his lady lawyer holds his dick
out asevidence saying, "Your honour see
this,can he rape* with this tiny tot?The
boywhispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose
thecase!" ***************
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