Jokes

A NICE COPY AND PASTE1. Your shoes are
the first thingpeople subconsciously notice
aboutyou. Wear nice shoes.2. If you sit for
more than 11 hoursa day, there's a 50%
chance you'lldie within the next 3 years3.
There are at least 6 people in theworld
who look exactly like you.There's a 9%
chance that you'llmeet one of them in your
lifetime.4. Sleeping without a pillow
reducesback pain and keeps your
spinestronger.5. A person’s height is
determinedby their father, and their
weight isdetermined by their mother.6. If
a part of your body "fallsasleep",you can
almost always "wake it up"by shaking your
head.7. There are three things the
humanbrain cannot resist noticing -
Food,attractive people and danger8. Right-
handed people tend tochew food on their
right side9. Putting dry tea bags in gym
bagsor smelly shoes will absorb
theunpleasant odour.10. According to
Albert Einstein, ifhoney bees were to
disappear fromearth, humans would be
dead within4 years.11. There are so many
kind ofapples, that if you ate a new
oneeveryday, it would take over 20 yearsto
try them all.12. You can survive without
eatingfor weeks, but you will only live
11days without sleeping.13. People who
laugh a lot arehealthier than those who
don’t.14. Laziness and inactivity kills justas
many people as smoking.15. A human
brain has a capacity tostore 5 times as
much information asWikipedia16. Our brain
uses same amountpower as 10-watt light
bulb!!17. Our body gives enough heat in30
mins to boil 1.5 litres of water!!18. The
Ovum egg is the largest celland the sperm
is the smallest cell !!19. Stomach acid
(conc. HCl) isstrong enough to dissolve
razorblades!!20. SMILE. It is the
ultimateantidepressant

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