AKPORS JOKES:Kenyan jokes:media kenyan joke

Meanwhile,the MEDIA HOUSES have
taken their
war,rivalry and hatred for each other to
FACEBOOK.
KBC updates :
ALL EYEZ ON ME
(Kiss Tv,K24,GBS LIKE this)
KISS T.V : I know,right? Buahahahaha
KBC: I feel like Pac! *singing loudly to my
self*
NTV: tihihi...@KBC,si u improve ua signal
kwanza...hehe,na mpanguze vumbi kwa
screen,
LOL
KTN: @Ntv,Buahahaha,ati wapanguze
vumbi?
LOL... Ati ALL EYES ON ME and niggaz be
busy
showing Vitimbi,
CITIZEN: Ati Vitimbi? Pwahahaha,Niggaz
be like "I
feel like Pac,I feel like Biggie' and they
busy
playing Shiro wa GP,
KTN: Haha,ati Shiro wa GP? LOL,na Bahati
Bukuku...
KBC: @KTN,its easy to laugh at our music
selection when you HAVE NO MUSIC to
even play
in the first place,
KTN: @KBC,puh-leeeze? YOU have a
music
selection? LOL! So which is your BEST
music
show? Jamhuri day Choir? Hahaha
NTV: @KTN,ati even GBS be celebrating!
SMDH
CITIZEN: Hahaha,ati GBS? Niggaz be like
selling
china phones ALL DAY...turned a t.v
station into
a Luthuli shopping Mall...
GBS: @CITIZEN,Puh-leeeze! Incase you
dint know
we have PROGRAMMES too! *Bitch*
NTV: @GBS,which programmes? Funeral
programmes?? Buahaiahahaha
CITIZEN: @NTV,ati funeral programmes??
waaaaaaah! Hiyo ni kali ,ROR
K24: @CITIZEN,you forget we poached
ALL YOUR
PRESENTERS ,
CITIZEN: @K24,oh Yeah,and then you
sacked
them ALL after two weeks? LOL
KTN: @K24,Hehehe,niggaz be talking
about
poaching and they cant even pay the
camera
man, hahaha
CITIZEN: @KTN,I know right,and then
they
poached Belinda Obura and forgot to
poach
Lilian Muli,Julie Gichuru,Janet
Mbugua....*Lose
rs*
UTV: Hehehe,am loving the
conversation...
FAMILY T.V : @UTV,hehehe,same
here...the
comments tho,
K24: @Citizen,Puh-leeeeze,as if we dont
have
ATTRACTIVE presenters too...
NTV: @K24,so who is your MOST
attractive
presenter,Jimmy Gathu? Buahahahaha
KTN: @NTV,Ati Jimmy Gathu! Man!
Hahahaha,niggas couldnt even afford Jeff
Koinange! We had to hire the nigga back!
K24: @KTN,Mscheeeew,am sure Jèff
Koinange
misses us...
JEFF KOINANGE: @K24,Hmmm,no hard
feelings
but I think I moved on...
NTV: @Jeff,Waaaaaaaah,Ok you nailed it
bro,
KBC: @K24,Niggaz be making noise on FB
while
we be making
mullah, # ball_hard # forget_the_haters
CITIZEN: @KBC,Did I read right? Making
Mullah?
Mullah or Miraa? Pwahahahaha
KBC: @CITIZEN,Yeah,You read right!
Mullah
Bitch!
KTN: @KBC,Making Mullah? How now????
KISS T.V: @KTN,thru adverts, #
suck_it_bitch !
NTV: @KISS T.V ,Ati adverts?
Pwahahahaha,so
which adverts do YOU run??? ama ni zile
za
"TUNAUZA MAFUTA YA TAA HAPA!"
KTN: @NTV,Hahahaha,ati mafuta taa,ama
adverts za crusade, hehehe, *Pastor
Kanyari*
CITIZEN: Uuuuuuiii ati Pastor Kanyari?
Pwahahaha,so how much does Pastor
Kanyari
pay for an advert? 310??
NTV: @CITIZEN,LOL,ati 310? DND,
GBS: @KISS T.V, twende inbox...
QTV : Hi guys,aki plz plz plz woishieee
open this
LINK and LIKE MY PIC, plzzzz,juz open n
LIKE my
pic guys! Thanx! *mwaaaaaaah*
K24: @QTV,hehehe, so which competition
is
that? MISS BLACKOUT? Hahaha
KISS T.V : @K24,hehehe,ati Blackout?
Pwahahaha,ama ni FACE OF NAIROBI
SWITCH
OFF! Haha,
U.T.V : Wasee nani ako na ile charger
ndogo? Ya
pin? Plzz,
KBC: Well,atleast WE are NOT crying over
a
blackout! Our COMEDY shows be rolling
all
day! # Laugh_all_day !
NTV: @KBC,haha,did You just say COMEDY
SHOWS? Man,we have Churchill,Eric
Omondi,Teacher Wanjiku! So,what do You
have?
Nyasuguta?
CITIZEN : Ati Nyasuguta? Hahaha,ama ni
Mama
Kayai?
KTN: @CITIZEN,hehehe,Ondiek Nyuka
Kwota,tihìi
KBC: Ok,am outta here,cant spend ALL
day
arguing with losers...I got programmes to
show,
KTN: @KBC,hahaha,ati programmes! Nigga
plz!
Its 24th Dec! NO ONE watches Sinbad on
24th
Dec!
NTV: Or Tarzan,
CITIZEN : Or Tausi
KTN: Or Conan
NTV: Or WWE
*KBC faints. Is rushed to Kenyatta
Hospital.
Doctors are on strike*
KBC faints again!
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