The naming of TOP KCPE candidates and
schools is an indication of how our
education system is fucked up. Our
education system does not recognize
talent! I want to say this: There is nothing
like a top KCPE student. And nothing like a
bottom KCPE student. We all have
different
cognitive abilities. Others are good at
academics, while others are good at

LETTER TO THE MEN...
Why flirt with other girls,
when you got your girl to flirt with?
Why go on a date with other girls
when you got your own girl to take
out?
Why tell another girl you miss her
when you should be telling the one
you already know misses you back.
Why text all these other girls when

Kenya is slowly but surely returning to the
Moi and Kenyatta(Snr) era. The era when
dessenting voices are silenced. There are
just positioned attack dogs ready to
pounce on anybody trying to defeat their
motives. They come up with allegations
with fabricated evidence, sometimes
without, and ensure that the dessenting
voice is swang into oblivion. We are under
a comouflaged dictatorial government.

Uhuru is making a serious mistake in South
Sudanpeace talk. He told the world that
the East Africanregion would not allow the
overthrow of alegitimately elected
government of South Sudan.Really? Is that
how a negotiator should speak?Definitely
No! Who elected Kiir any way. There
hasnever been election in S. Sudan. It was
like a caretaker government to take the
new nation forward.Kiir made a serious
mistake when he fired Dr. RiekMachar on
loyalty grounds. This is what we
calldictatorship in Africa embraced by
fellow leaders.Unless Unity government is
forged, there will civilwar in S. Sudan.

HOW TO TELL A MAN IS A
WOMANIZER
*read, share n like to educate*
1. He is a smooth talker. He will always
defend a girl whether the girl is right or
wrong.
2. He wakes up very early,
cleans his room, sprays room
with air freshener only
on days a girl is visiting.
3. He carrys condoms in his

Akorps prays to God for many days.
God: what do you want my son?
Akorps: i want many girls and a big vìhecle
God: ok your prayer has being answered
Akorps: thank you God.
(2 months later)
Akorps is a bus driver in a female school.
DID GOD ANSWER AKORPS PRAYER??

Difference ya dame na chali.
Miss Babes walks in a resturant:
WAITER:karibu madam utakula nini?
DAME:kuna chipo?
WAITER:samahani imeisha...
FAME:kuna pilau ,ama rice na beef, ?
WAITER:aki pole zimeisha, utakula
matumbo
DAME: Oops no i dönt eat those trash.i
like
soft foods mscheeeew...*alafu anaenda*
Boy anakuja:
WAITER:aki customer food imeisha
chenye
imebaki 2 ni chapo
BOY:hakuna soup yoyote?
WAITER:kuna kasoup ka lizard kamebaki
BOY:wazii niletee chapo sita na soup ya
lizard ya 30...

WASHINGTON -Michelle Obama has had
enough. According to a bombshell new
report, the First Lady and Barack Obama
are sleeping in separate White House
bedrooms. Michelle is also preparing to
boot her hubby of 21 years out of their
ritzy Chicago home - and seriously
discussing divorce.
“The smart money says the marriage is

Odhumo means Kisumu in luo language,and mostly people from Kisumu will brag when they say the word in public,So for everyone living in Kenya and in Kisumu,Then you know the meaning of Odhumo,it just means Kisumu
Twitter!  @nairobivibes

KNOW HOW IT FEELS…
According to what I have gone through in
my past love relationships, Love isn’t an
easy game! My past relationships were
both good and bad. But they taught me
oodles concerning love. They gave me a
lesson. I can’t say that I was only a good
guy in my past relationships, No. I also
used to be a bad guy & I have also ever

Nothing in this world is gained for free,
Even if you want to win someone’s heart
or someone to love you, you have to do
something. You have to be hard-working.
You have to sacrifice something. You have
to give in your attention. You have to put
in some energy. You have to give in your
time. You have to be determined. You
have to chase with hope that you will be

No girl likes to start over with a new guy.
Getting to know a guy all over again.
Learning how to feel confortable with a
guy all over again. Giving herself mind,
body, and soul to a guy again. Going
through that awkward phase of being body
shy around a guy again. Sharing her
secrets and spilling out her thoughts and
emotions to a guy again. Meeting a new

Meanwhile,the MEDIA HOUSES have
taken their
war,rivalry and hatred for each other to
FACEBOOK.
KBC updates :
ALL EYEZ ON ME
(Kiss Tv,K24,GBS LIKE this)
KISS T.V : I know,right? Buahahahaha
KBC: I feel like Pac! *singing loudly to my
self*
NTV: tihihi...@KBC,si u improve ua signal
kwanza...hehe,na mpanguze vumbi kwa
screen,

These are the facts why digital migration cannot happen in kenya
What are the Fundamentals in the Digital
Migration: The current media market can
be described as an Oligopoly. Those that
have studied Economics will agree that
dismantling any Oligopolistic system that
has been entrenched for decades is not
very easy. According to research agency
Mill ward Brown East Africa, the top 20

Help this man.
I am 27. Last year, I fell in love with a
beautiful lady. We stayed together until
this year in March when she told me she’s
pregnant with my child. I made
arrangements with my family for a show-
up at her home. In August during the
pre-natal clinic visits, I went with her and
the tests included a HIV/Aids test. The

Dem na Boy wakiwa shoping
Dem: (amefit dress) Hun... how do u see
this
Boy: It is very nice swiry.... inakutoa na
figa
tamu hadi nambao...
Dem: Thats my dude...
Boy:: Ni how much!?
Dem: Imagin ni very cheap... 9K pekee...
Baibe,
si ni cheap.?
Boy: Very cheap. I thot ni kitu kama
30K...
Dem: Imgn 9K pekee..
Boy: Cheap in deed
(At the cashier)
Dem: Baibe, c ulipe twende
Boy: Swry.... Kumbuka our agreement....
Tulisema i will be buying for you only
expensive
things na wewe ubuy cheap things... Ryt?
Dem: Yess hun.. but... bt..
Boy: Ok. Hiyo dress ni cheap. U said so.
Lipa
twende
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Stop hating and useless
rumors. Ann Kiguta is great
and desires to be a senior
anchor or more she has
worked for it and earned it.
She does not need to have an
affair with anybody to get such
a position... Citizen is even
lucky to have her. I wish she
had gone to K24 coz they need
lots of help. If it is true that
she is pregnant congratulations
to her and also for her up
coming marriage (if true). She
is beautiful, analytical
especially if she stops been
too aggressive she is like a
proverbs 31 woman...the
fiancé is a fortunate man
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Most girls nowadays don't seek for
relationships
anymore, but can
you blame them? The reason why they
are the way they
are, is
because they had that one guy who really
fucked their
head up.
They went through that one fucked up
relationship
that changed
their perspective on guys. They all got
attached to that
one guy who
fucked them over, which made them
think if they get
attached to
any other guy, they'll get fucked over
again. That's why
girls come
off as bitches. That's why girls end the
"talking" before
it goes any
further. That's why it's hard for girls to
really open up
nowadays.

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet
arsenal, nothing was more profitable than
Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947.
More commonly known as the AK-47, or
Kalashnikov. Its the worlds most popular
assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An
elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of
forged steel and plywood. It doesnt break,
jam, or overheat. Itll shoot whether its
covered in mud or filled with sand. Its so

Mr.president from the way things are
going iam sure kenyans are loosing hope in
your government.this bills you are signing
are not benefing ordinary kenyan. Now
look the health sector is in chaos, my tv is
useless withouth a decoder worse you will
levy tax monthly to enable me access it.
Tell me mr.prezo how many kenyans will
afford that? Now you want to sack 100000

Fellow Kenyans
Friends of Kenya
It is with great joy that I send you this
message of goodwill and warm greetings
during this Christmas season.
Christmas is a time of rejoicing as
Christians all over the world
commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ. It
is an important season in the Christian
faith. It is a time to hope. It is also a time

MADEM WA CAMPO.1. Ati unasoma UON?
Maliza shuletuone kama utapata bwana!!!
2. Ati unasoma MASENO? He hehe!!! Uko
ndani umebeba zilemaunga ama?2. Ati
unasoma KU? baff! Buildingssi degree!
Tuone kama kwa interviewwatauliza
postmodern library inaescalator ngapi.3.
Ati unasoma MKU? Ukimalizashule uza
mwili upate job. Malayani malaya tu.4. Ati
wee ni wa Egerton? Sasa juulifanya
agriculture, unataka tukuitengombe???5.

Wise men still seek Him
Jeremiah 29:13 Amplified version.
Then you will seek Me, inquire for, and
require Me [as a vital necessity] and find
Me when you search for Me with all your
heart.
Notice where the wise men didn't find
Christ: In the business world. Every motel
in Bethlehem was sold out with a 'No
vacancy' sign. Not much has changed, eh?

Bill Recruitment.
- Bill Gates organized an enormous
session to
recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft
Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a
large
room. One candidate was Njoroge a
Kenyan living
in USA .
• Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for
coming
and asking those who do not know JAVA
programming to leave, 2000 people left.

So KTN, NTV & Citizen TV stopped normal
programming last night in protest of the
high court ruling not to extend time for
the digital migration. Any idea how this
will end? This media blackout will come to an end
when advertisers come asking for a
refund . they are trying the waters & just want
cheap sympathy from the public. They cant
do this for long bcoz they'l loose business.
I dont think the government should license
a single company to have several media
houses. these are 3 pple deciding to
dictate a whole sector of the economy.

Who killed Roy Ogolla?
We demand an investigation to be done.
ARGWINGS KODHEK died in a mysterious
road accident where post mortem showed
his body had bullets
ronald ngala died in a similar mysterious
road accident
QUESTIONS REGARDING ROYS DEATH
1. Who were were the occupants in the
car?
2. where is the wrecked car?

Learn to find the "game changer" - Part 1
I will not go into a business unless I can
see a "game changer"; something that we
are going to do that is different from what
others are doing. Let me give you an
example; when we launched our
operation in Zimbabwe in July 1998 it was
almost two years after our two
competitors had started their operations.

The Guy Who Leaked Sonko &
Shebesh's Naked Photos Is Now Dead Roy Ogolla, the blogger who confessed
to leaking Sonko & Shebesh's nude
photos, is now dead.
After rumors circulated around social
media that the braggadocious blogger was deceased, it was confirmed by members of the family that he had indeed passed on on Sunday December 22, 2013, from a road accident.

Dear girls,
There's always gonna be a prettier girl
than you and you see the guy you like
attracted to another girl who has features
you don't have. That makes you feel ugly,
so you try to make yourself be something
you're not. Come on, don't ever be a
clone of another girl just to impress a guy.
That just means you're trying to attract a
guy who isn't really for you. You're
beautiful, everything about you is
beautiful. What you are and what you
aren't. It's all beautiful.
Sincerely, a guy.

If it is just a big misunderstanding, then
fight for your relationship. You are happy
in every area. You laugh together, you
pray together, you enjoy one another.
There was a big misunderstanding.
They took what you said the wrong way
and because of their past hurts, they now
feel you don't care anymore.
Misunderstandings can destroy any
healthy relationship but it doesn't have to

The holiday season is the time when
many people dig financial graves in which
their life will fall. Countless people spend
more than they earn. The financial
decisions you make this holiday season
will impact your life in the coming year.
Don't be deceived by the Holiday
spending fever. Celebrate but do it
sensibly knowing that there is life after
the holidays. Don't just buy things

Its much
better the truth, because when say the
truth even if hurts at that moment IT IS
THE TRUTH, and when a person is sincere
with you, you can trust in that one. But
telling a lie for make "happy" someone or
for keeping a relationship it is not good,
because one day it will be discovered and

Every day I have been thinking that being
open to your partner, saying out the
truth, letting them know the deepest,
private and confidential places in your life
and sharing every secret with them
whether it’s good or bad that it
strengthens a relationship. But that’s not
true and I was totally wrong. According to
my experience in love I have come to

We were just On the internet and we receive a very nice photo from a man In Western Kenya whose name withheld,He inbox us tge photo to our inbox,the photo was just a man whom he claimed to be the strongest man In Mumias,The name if the Strongest man Is Benard Ambundo From Mumias,He is the Strongest Man In Mumias town and no man can defeat him,He Has So far worked in very many areas as a Security Including St.Joseph High School Mumias,P.O BOX 69 KOYONZO,Here is the photo of Benard Ambundo,be the charge wether he is the Strongest Man In Mumias

Pray for your spouse every day; in the
morning, in the afternoon and at evening.
Don’t wait until there is a problem. Don’t
wait
until there is an affair. Don’t wait until
something bad happens. Don’t wait until
your spouse is tempted. Shield your
spouse
with prayer and cover your marriage with
the fence of prayer. Don’t let a day pass

Billionaire investor Warren Buffett saw
his net worth soar by an eye-popping
$37 million a day this year, according
to a survey out Wednesday.
The Berkshire Hathaway boss
benefitted from a bull market that saw
shares of his conglomerate jump by
more than 25 percent in 2013, boosting
his net worth by $12.7 billion to $59.1
billion, according to the survey by

Best lovers in Kenya
The best relationship is when you two can
act like lovers and best friends. When you
have more playful moments than serious
ones, When you can joke around, have
unexpected hugs and random kisses, When
you two give each other that specific stare
and just smile, When you’ll stay up all
night just to settle your arguments and
problems, When you can completely act
yourself and they still love you for who
you are.
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She was ambitious when you first met her.
She told you everything she wanted to
become. She told you how poor her family
is and her dream to make it in life. You
loved her and married her promising her
heaven and earth. She believed and
trusted you. You convinced her to have a
baby first and then go back to school or

What do real men want from  a lady? A real man
goes for a real woman, not a fake one. And
a man who is ready for marriage, looks for
a single and decent lady, not a Drama
Queen on Facebook, who is suffering from
commitment phobia. Whether you like it
or not, social networking has had more

Ladies ladies,This is what you have to know
1. Never depend on your boyfriend like
he is your father, show him that before he
met you, you are comfortable and
without him you can still be comfortable.
2. Do not detest a man because he is not
rich. Rather remember that, he who is
rich today, he may not be rich tomorrow

Ladies ladies,This is what you have to know
1. Never depend on your boyfriend like
he is your father, show him that before he
met you, you are comfortable and
without him you can still be comfortable.
2. Do not detest a man because he is not
rich. Rather remember that, he who is
rich today, he may not be rich tomorrow

Ladies ladies,This is what you have to know
1. Never depend on your boyfriend like
he is your father, show him that before he
met you, you are comfortable and
without him you can still be comfortable.
2. Do not detest a man because he is not
rich. Rather remember that, he who is
rich today, he may not be rich tomorrow

Kenyan love Stories, Ladies and Gentlemen, learn to apologize
when situation calls for it. Don’t allow big
or little issues to get out of hand. Treat
others as you would like them to treat
you. Stop thinking of yourself, lower your
pride and mean your apology. You’ll be
amazed how the words "I'M SORRY" can
mean so much to someone in pain. Much¬
more if you're the reason for the hurt.
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True love in Kenya, Every day I have been thinking that being
open to your partner, saying out the
truth, letting them know the deepest,
private and confidential places in your life
and sharing every secret with them
whether it’s good or bad that it
strengthens a relationship. But that’s not
true and I was totally wrong. According to

Facebook love advice
My love… you are the one I want to spend
the rest of my life with. One look from
you
melts my soul.. ….I get lost in your eyes…
I
want to hold your face and kiss you
endlessly… Sleeping in your arms is like
being in heaven… I only want to be with
you and love you till my last breath… I
love you my sweetheart more then you
can ever imagine and more than I can
ever express.

Reasons Why Most Kenyan Men Are difficult to please,facebook love asvice MOST MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO
PLEASE...1. If he calls you and your
phoneis off, he thinks you’re
cheating….then he sends sms
saying“don’t tell me the battery story coz
I know that line”
2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are
TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;If u Don't,

What do women wants from menbin Kenya,find out here You really wanna know what bugs her?
How youtalk to so manybeautiful girls.
Like, if she were to look at yourinbox on
your phone,it would be mostly girls,
maybe a guy or two. If shewere to go on
your Facebook, she would mostly see girls
writingon your wall orliking your statuses.

Owner of Vibe weekly Online Magazine is here,find out here Who owns vibe weekly magazine? Who is the owner of vibe weekly website?
Vibe weekly is a website in Kenya that normally focuses on the Entertainment part and celebrities Gossips, it has been accused of copy pasting of items from some blogs such as Ghafla.co.ke and the owner of ghafla  went ahead and post the crime on the website, together with the Nairobi wire and Kenyan Post they have been copy pasting items from people’s blog and copy right the items afterwards Vibeweekly was founded by a group of men in Kenya from Central part of Kenya, for now it is being run by Daniel Mwangi who has employed some writers and news editors.

Owner of Nairobinews.co.ke
Nairobinews.co.ke is a Kenyan website whose  main aim is to focus on the news around Nairobi Kenya, its publication is the Nation Media Group whose Current CEO is Linus Gitahi,Nairobinews.co.ke may  not be that famous just like other website in the Country like, Nation Media ,Standard Media and some gossiping websites in Kenya such as Kenyan Daily POST,GHAFLA,Nairobi wire and so on ,from what Iknow,Linus Gitahi and some Ntion media officials did not think much when they were coming up with the “Nairobi news” thing,this website, first it has some weakness in it,first when you “Google” the statement, Nairobi news, which is of course the famous keyword in Kenya,you will not see the nairobinews.co.ke on the first page of Google Homepage, not even the second page…nooo not even the fifth page. This shows that website has some weakness, there are very many website in Kenya and around the world such as the Telegraph.co.ke,dailymail.co.ke and bbc.co.ke which normally provide news around Nairobi Kenya. For Nairobi news, it must be weak inside,what will make it strong is the fact that it is being backed up by the Nation Media group..ok!! this is it,that is why  Claim to write statements like this…” a publication of nation media group  ”

Never waste anyone’s time if you aren’t
gonna love them forever. Don’t even
date them because it’s of no pride you
having a huge list of Ex-boyfriends and
girlfriends. It doesn’t even portray the
man or woman in you. Always speak out
your heart to someone, don’t keep that
person around because you feel pity for
him or her. If you’re busy loving someone

Love Cycle....
When you love, you get hurt.
When you get hurt, you hate.
When you hate, you try to
forget.
When you try to forget, you
start missing.. & When you start
missing........
You will eventually fall in-
love again..........
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How to make a man live you more in Kenya You are struggling 2 get a good partner
coz you are looking for a perfect
person.You will never find one coz there
is'nt any.
You want a real man/woman?..so invest
in a good clean wardrobe and dress
responsibly(forget expensive).
When a lady/man comes your way,smile

Love matters and Stories in Kenya
IT HURTS TO LOVE SOMEONE WHO
DOESN’T LOVE YOU
Yeah I know you sent a message to
someone today on Facebook but you got
no reply right? Message got delivered to
that person and definitely he or she saw it
but didn’t reply. You logged out of
Facebook to do some work but when you

8 Top reasons why men cheat:
There are reasons galore why men pull
wool over the eyes of their wives.
Oftentimes, it’s out of spite and neglect,
while the other times, it’s because they
feel they will never be caught.
1. Disturbance in the marriage as the
primary reason
When there are regular fights at home

ways to tell if he is a husband material in Kenya
Whether you believe in love at first site
or a long-term relationship before
marriage, the big question is how to tell
if he’s husband material.
Some say that when you know, you know,
some say he needs to be able to support
you, and others say happiness is key. In

1)Ukoexam room alafu chopi wa daro
anainua
mkono anasema question 4 iko na
shida na ushapata ansa....
2)Uko exam room alafu chopi fulani
anaitisha graph paper na ushamaliza
paper na hujaona mahali inatumika...
3)Uko exam room alafu invigilator anakam
anasema uruke question 6 kwanza
iko na shida watarectify baadaye,na hiyo
pekee ndio
ulikuwa umeweza...

Nairobi Exposed is one of the good gossiping blogs in Kenya thar mostly covers Nairobi area,it is owned by some groupe of young Kenyans in Kenya and now bsing run with more than 3 people who claim fo be the owners,it has a collextion of three website,nairoviexposed.com,nairobi-exposed.blogspot and nairobiexposed.blogspot.com,funny enough,they tend to give the same information about gossiping,the owners grab the names to avoid any person to register them,and for now,Nairobi Exposex blogs are owned by James Mwaniki here in Nairobi a d it is run by some groupe of 4 men....

Who is the Owner Of The Kenyan Daily Post,His name is Timothy Rioda Obare bases in Nairobi but a resident from Kissi town,he also own several other blogs in Kenya including KenyanCareer.com snd very many blogs.....

Ugandan ladies are good in dansing ,they love it when they dance and have nothing inaide just like some luo girls,the reason being,most luos are related with Ugandan peopld...
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The Top Kenyan Commedian has a new girlfriend, Eric Omondi Finds Love In A Citizen TV Presenter
For Now,All joke  jokes aside for Erick Omondi when looking fir a new girlfriend,looks like the commedian
has been taken down by one Jacquie
Maribe of citizen TV Kenya.the two celebrities have been
close for sometime though its unclear as
to why the comedian has shied off from

Vera Sidika bought A new House in Lagos
Vera Sidika aka miss Big B00ty has some big assets hehind,get your mind
of the gutter,well the bootiliciuos video
vixen has added yet another major
asset to her growing estate in Lagos. Apparently
she is moving residence to Nigeria
where she already is set to join the
lucrative Nollywood industry and as a

LOVE MATTERS KENYA: The one who truly loves you will never leave you. Even if there hundred reasons to give up on you, they will find one reason to hold on... so before you let go of that dude or girl of yours, think of the years you had to hold on with him or her, the past misunderstandin gs you went through, think of where you're going. Are you going in the world of only perfect people? If your answer is NO then find a reason to stick around with your lover, solve that misunderstandings and find new ways of relighting your love again.

Govt is evacuating Kenyans in South
Sudan - Amina Mohammed
The government is safely evacuating
Kenyans living in South Sudan, Foreign
Affairs Cabinet Secretary Amb. Amina
Mohammed has said. She said that so
for 15 buses have ferried Kenyans
through Uganda.

Nairobi vibes Gossips news
She debuted into the spotlight with
11th Hour and it has been an upward
climb ever since with her hit songs such as
Siyabonga under her belt.
Despite being plagued by scandals
such as not paying dancers to a
wedding and her husband being one of
the rogue and bad  pastors named in Seeds of

Top radio personality batters her celebrity husband inpublic
Marriage sure does
have its ups and downs and whereas different
couples opt to deal
with the pressures
differently, it can be
quite embarrassing
especially for
celebrities and role
models who are
expected to set good

NAIROBI, KENYA: KTN’s premier
investigative show Jicho Pevu emerged
top in this year’s most searched items in
the Google annual Year End Zeitgeist
report.
Google’s Zeitgeist report is an annual look
at the collective eyes of the world on the
web during a particular year.
Jicho Pevu now a household name in
Kenya presents well researched items
that matter to the society. It’s Key