The naming of TOP KCPE candidates and
schools is an indication of how our
education system is fucked up. Our
education system does not recognize
talent! I want to say this: There is nothing
like a top KCPE student. And nothing like a
bottom KCPE student. We all have
different
cognitive abilities. Others are good at
academics, while others are good at
sports, arts, music, etc. Look at Mwalimu
King'an'gi, Eric Omondi, they are not
academic stars. But they make Kenyans
smile. Look at the runners from Rift Valley,
they fly Kenyas flag abroad. Have you ever
heard developed countries like the US and
UK, or Sweden celebrating academic
excellence nationally? They build talent.
They have the best in football, basket ball
players which even Kenya cannot match.
They invent technology, because they give
a chance for talent to develop. But in
Kenya an entire government wants to
make a few students feel like they are on
top of the world, when in real sense, they
are not.
And in any case, this country is not
creating jobs. We have many graduates
who are jobless. What is there to
celebrate? You work so hard, only for the
next politically correct person to get the
job, or promotion. It is useless!
This culture of announcing results is totally
backward, and stale. It is useless, MUST
STOP!

LETTER TO THE MEN...
Why flirt with other girls,
when you got your girl to flirt with?
Why go on a date with other girls
when you got your own girl to take
out?
Why tell another girl you miss her
when you should be telling the one
you already know misses you back.
Why text all these other girls when
you have someone who cant wait to
hear from you?
Why try so hard to get inside
another girls pants when you
already have a girl who cares
enough to do it with you?
Why make another girl fall for you
when you already have a girl who's
stuck in love with you?
I guess what I'm trying to ask is why
be with a girl if you know you dont
have a future with her?
if you are not planning to be with
her for long, why drag her into a r/
ship??
Because its sh*t like this that really
messes up a girls mind!!
NEVER BE THE REASON OF A
WOMAN'S TEARS.

Kenya is slowly but surely returning to the
Moi and Kenyatta(Snr) era. The era when
dessenting voices are silenced. There are
just positioned attack dogs ready to
pounce on anybody trying to defeat their
motives. They come up with allegations
with fabricated evidence, sometimes
without, and ensure that the dessenting
voice is swang into oblivion. We are under
a comouflaged dictatorial government.
That's why a president, who is less than a
year in office with close to nothing to show
of can dare tell the electorate that he'll be
in power for two terms ussuping the rights
and power of the electorate!
I hate to say this but Uhuru will lead to
the downfall of this country. You thought
kibaki was indifferent to the needs and
concerns of the populace? Uhuru is even
worse and doesn't care about you or me:
he got what he wanted- presidency. He is a
shame and a disgrace to this country

Uhuru is making a serious mistake in South
Sudanpeace talk. He told the world that
the East Africanregion would not allow the
overthrow of alegitimately elected
government of South Sudan.Really? Is that
how a negotiator should speak?Definitely
No! Who elected Kiir any way. There
hasnever been election in S. Sudan. It was
like a caretaker government to take the
new nation forward.Kiir made a serious
mistake when he fired Dr. RiekMachar on
loyalty grounds. This is what we
calldictatorship in Africa embraced by
fellow leaders.Unless Unity government is
forged, there will civilwar in S. Sudan.

HOW TO TELL A MAN IS A
WOMANIZER
*read, share n like to educate*
1. He is a smooth talker. He will always
defend a girl whether the girl is right or
wrong.
2. He wakes up very early,
cleans his room, sprays room
with air freshener only
on days a girl is visiting.
3. He carrys condoms in his
wallet always........
4. He wears his best shirt on
days he is visiting a new
catch.
5. You see him in fast
foods,cinemas, often not
that he has money, but he
likes to give ladies that
impression.
6. He usually tells his male
friends he has no money,
but if a girl comes around,
money appears from
nowhere.
7. In order to impress a girl,
he is ready to borrow
anything he doesn't own
and pose with it, even if it be
boxers.
8. 95% of his friends
are females. And his phone,
female contacts 95%
9. He will give a girl his
transport fare and trek home

Akorps prays to God for many days.
God: what do you want my son?
Akorps: i want many girls and a big vìhecle
God: ok your prayer has being answered
Akorps: thank you God.
******
(2 months later)
Akorps is a bus driver in a female school.
DID GOD ANSWER AKORPS PRAYER??

Difference ya dame na chali.
Miss Babes walks in a resturant:
WAITER:karibu madam utakula nini?
DAME:kuna chipo?
WAITER:samahani imeisha...
FAME:kuna pilau ,ama rice na beef, ?
WAITER:aki pole zimeisha, utakula
matumbo
DAME: Oops no i dönt eat those trash.i
like
soft foods mscheeeew...*alafu anaenda*
Boy anakuja:
WAITER:aki customer food imeisha
chenye
imebaki 2 ni chapo
BOY:hakuna soup yoyote?
WAITER:kuna kasoup ka lizard kamebaki
BOY:wazii niletee chapo sita na soup ya
lizard ya 30...

WASHINGTON -Michelle Obama has had
enough. According to a bombshell new
report, the First Lady and Barack Obama
are sleeping in separate White House
bedrooms. Michelle is also preparing to
boot her hubby of 21 years out of their
ritzy Chicago home - and seriously
discussing divorce.
“The smart money says the marriage is
doomed,” a source told the National
Enquirer. “Barack and Michelle have had
a rocky go for years and mainly stayed
together for their daughters and his
political career. “But now Michelle is
mad AS hell. She feels violated in front
of the whole world, and screamed at
him, ‘I’ve had enough.’ “She’s met with
divorce lawyers and told Barack that she
wants a life apart from him. “Michelle
will stay in the White House for the rest
of Barack’s term for appearances’ sake,
but she made it clear they’ll be leading
separate lives.
“She’s moving into one of the vacant
bedrooms in the family’s private living
quarters, and she’s preparing to move
his clothes and personal things out of
their million-dollar house in Chicago.”
Michelle was left furious after Barack
was photographed brazenly flirting with
Denmark’s dishy female prime minister,
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, during the
service for former South African
president Nelson Mandela. Obama, 52,
laughed and whispered with the 46-
year-old Danish beauty throughout the
solemn ceremony, at one point
cavalierly caressing her shoulder.
“Barack already had enough headaches
with his public approval rating
plummeting after the disastrous rollout
of his ‘Obamacare’ health plan. Now
he’s walked smack into the worst
marital crisis of his life,” said the White
House insider.
source:national.com.pk

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Odhumo means Kisumu in luo language,and mostly people from Kisumu will brag when they say the word in public,So for everyone living in Kenya and in Kisumu,Then you know the meaning of Odhumo,it just means Kisumu
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KNOW HOW IT FEELS…
According to what I have gone through in
my past love relationships, Love isn’t an
easy game! My past relationships were
both good and bad. But they taught me
oodles concerning love. They gave me a
lesson. I can’t say that I was only a good
guy in my past relationships, No. I also
used to be a bad guy & I have also ever
been a heart breaker. I have ever been
loved that much. I have ever been hurt to
the fullest. I have also ever cried for
someone just like any other person out
there. I know how it feels to be loved
that much. I know how it feels when
you’re heartbroken; I know how it feels
when someone just wakes up and starts
to change and eventually dumps you with
no good reason. I know how it feels when
you’re addicted to someone you love. I
know how hard it is to quickly let go of
someone that you truly loved with all
your heart, I know how it feels to love
someone when he or she taking you as an
option. I know how it feels to be cheated
on. I know how it feels to care for
someone who doesn’t appreciate…
But all what I can tell you my friends,
LOVE is not an easy game. It needs when
one is so PATIENT, COMMITTED,
UNDERSTANDING, LOYAL, TRUSTWORTHY,
FORGIVING, CARING, APPRECIATIVE,
HONEST, GOD FEARING AND WITH A
RICH HEART. So if you have got someone
who is at least 50% of that, then love and
care about him or her. Do whatever it
takes for both of you to last forever
because such people are very rare to find
these days. Never let them go over minor
issues that can be resolved. Love them
genuinely just like the way they are. Be
proud of them.

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Nothing in this world is gained for free,
Even if you want to win someone’s heart
or someone to love you, you have to do
something. You have to be hard-working.
You have to sacrifice something. You have
to give in your attention. You have to put
in some energy. You have to give in your
time. You have to be determined. You
have to chase with hope that you will be
a WINNER at the end. You have to be
patient enough; remember patience pays
though it… you have to be ready to face
all the consequences...Never get into any
competition of something if you already
have those "discouraging thoughts" in you
that you won’t reach the finishing point.
Always be with HOPE. Remember a man
who has no hope has no wings. So be
with wings and God will help you succeed
in everything no matter there's a stiff
competition. Always try your best in
everything you’re chasing and leave the
rest to God to deal with it
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No girl likes to start over with a new guy.
Getting to know a guy all over again.
Learning how to feel confortable with a
guy all over again. Giving herself mind,
body, and soul to a guy again. Going
through that awkward phase of being body
shy around a guy again. Sharing her
secrets and spilling out her thoughts and
emotions to a guy again. Meeting a new
guy's family and getting to know them all
over again. Have a new guy meet her
parents hoping they'll be accepting all
over again. Opening up and letting a new
guy see the real side of her all over again.
Fight through her trust issues and place
her trust in another man again. Work on
her insecurites so they won't push a guy
away all over again. Give her heart to
another guy and learn to love someone
new all over again. That's why girls love
to stick with the guys they're already
with, no matter how bad it is, because it's
the guys they've been through all that
with already.
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Meanwhile,the MEDIA HOUSES have
taken their
war,rivalry and hatred for each other to
FACEBOOK.
KBC updates :
ALL EYEZ ON ME
(Kiss Tv,K24,GBS LIKE this)
KISS T.V : I know,right? Buahahahaha
KBC: I feel like Pac! *singing loudly to my
self*
NTV: tihihi...@KBC,si u improve ua signal
kwanza...hehe,na mpanguze vumbi kwa
screen,
LOL
KTN: @Ntv,Buahahaha,ati wapanguze
vumbi?
LOL... Ati ALL EYES ON ME and niggaz be
busy
showing Vitimbi,
CITIZEN: Ati Vitimbi? Pwahahaha,Niggaz
be like "I
feel like Pac,I feel like Biggie' and they
busy
playing Shiro wa GP,
KTN: Haha,ati Shiro wa GP? LOL,na Bahati
Bukuku...
KBC: @KTN,its easy to laugh at our music
selection when you HAVE NO MUSIC to
even play
in the first place,
KTN: @KBC,puh-leeeze? YOU have a
music
selection? LOL! So which is your BEST
music
show? Jamhuri day Choir? Hahaha
NTV: @KTN,ati even GBS be celebrating!
SMDH
CITIZEN: Hahaha,ati GBS? Niggaz be like
selling
china phones ALL DAY...turned a t.v
station into
a Luthuli shopping Mall...
GBS: @CITIZEN,Puh-leeeze! Incase you
dint know
we have PROGRAMMES too! *Bitch*
NTV: @GBS,which programmes? Funeral
programmes?? Buahaiahahaha
CITIZEN: @NTV,ati funeral programmes??
waaaaaaah! Hiyo ni kali ,ROR
K24: @CITIZEN,you forget we poached
ALL YOUR
PRESENTERS ,
CITIZEN: @K24,oh Yeah,and then you
sacked
them ALL after two weeks? LOL
KTN: @K24,Hehehe,niggaz be talking
about
poaching and they cant even pay the
camera
man, hahaha
CITIZEN: @KTN,I know right,and then
they
poached Belinda Obura and forgot to
poach
Lilian Muli,Julie Gichuru,Janet
Mbugua....*Lose
rs*
UTV: Hehehe,am loving the
conversation...
FAMILY T.V : @UTV,hehehe,same
here...the
comments tho,
K24: @Citizen,Puh-leeeeze,as if we dont
have
ATTRACTIVE presenters too...
NTV: @K24,so who is your MOST
attractive
presenter,Jimmy Gathu? Buahahahaha
KTN: @NTV,Ati Jimmy Gathu! Man!
Hahahaha,niggas couldnt even afford Jeff
Koinange! We had to hire the nigga back!
K24: @KTN,Mscheeeew,am sure Jèff
Koinange
misses us...
JEFF KOINANGE: @K24,Hmmm,no hard
feelings
but I think I moved on...
NTV: @Jeff,Waaaaaaaah,Ok you nailed it
bro,
KBC: @K24,Niggaz be making noise on FB
while
we be making
mullah, # ball_hard # forget_the_haters
CITIZEN: @KBC,Did I read right? Making
Mullah?
Mullah or Miraa? Pwahahahaha
KBC: @CITIZEN,Yeah,You read right!
Mullah
Bitch!
KTN: @KBC,Making Mullah? How now????
KISS T.V: @KTN,thru adverts, #
suck_it_bitch !
NTV: @KISS T.V ,Ati adverts?
Pwahahahaha,so
which adverts do YOU run??? ama ni zile
za
"TUNAUZA MAFUTA YA TAA HAPA!"
KTN: @NTV,Hahahaha,ati mafuta taa,ama
adverts za crusade, hehehe, *Pastor
Kanyari*
CITIZEN: Uuuuuuiii ati Pastor Kanyari?
Pwahahaha,so how much does Pastor
Kanyari
pay for an advert? 310??
NTV: @CITIZEN,LOL,ati 310? DND,
GBS: @KISS T.V, twende inbox...
QTV : Hi guys,aki plz plz plz woishieee
open this
LINK and LIKE MY PIC, plzzzz,juz open n
LIKE my
pic guys! Thanx! *mwaaaaaaah*
K24: @QTV,hehehe, so which competition
is
that? MISS BLACKOUT? Hahaha
KISS T.V : @K24,hehehe,ati Blackout?
Pwahahaha,ama ni FACE OF NAIROBI
SWITCH
OFF! Haha,
U.T.V : Wasee nani ako na ile charger
ndogo? Ya
pin? Plzz,
KBC: Well,atleast WE are NOT crying over
a
blackout! Our COMEDY shows be rolling
all
day! # Laugh_all_day !
NTV: @KBC,haha,did You just say COMEDY
SHOWS? Man,we have Churchill,Eric
Omondi,Teacher Wanjiku! So,what do You
have?
Nyasuguta?
CITIZEN : Ati Nyasuguta? Hahaha,ama ni
Mama
Kayai?
KTN: @CITIZEN,hehehe,Ondiek Nyuka
Kwota,tihìi
KBC: Ok,am outta here,cant spend ALL
day
arguing with losers...I got programmes to
show,
KTN: @KBC,hahaha,ati programmes! Nigga
plz!
Its 24th Dec! NO ONE watches Sinbad on
24th
Dec!
NTV: Or Tarzan,
CITIZEN : Or Tausi
KTN: Or Conan
NTV: Or WWE
*KBC faints. Is rushed to Kenyatta
Hospital.
Doctors are on strike*
KBC faints again!
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These are the facts why digital migration cannot happen in kenya
What are the Fundamentals in the Digital
Migration: The current media market can
be described as an Oligopoly. Those that
have studied Economics will agree that
dismantling any Oligopolistic system that
has been entrenched for decades is not
very easy. According to research agency
Mill ward Brown East Africa, the top 20
companies and the government spent
more than 27 billion shillings in advertising
last year. With the Analogue system- the
level of investment in setting up TV
network was beyond any average business
man or woman. Setting up the technical
infrastructure to distribute the Analogue
signal was very costly. In addition, due to
restricted frequency space- Nairobi could
not accommodate more than 18 Channels.
These two factors virtually made Television
Business a preserve of the Billionaires.
However, with the Digital System changes
all that. First, Nairobi will have the capacity
of hosting more than 100 TV Channels
since the high-tech system allows for that.
Second, the cost of setting up a TV Station
has drastically fallen. According to CCK
Determination No. 1 of 2013 on Cost-
Based Terrestrial Digital Broadcast Signal
Distribution Tariff issued last week, Digital
Signal Distributors shall charge
broadcasters at Kshs. 125,990per MB for
Nairobi and Ksh.93,202.75per MB for
other sites in Kenya. What this means is
this: Any Kenyan with as little as kshs 1
million will be able to own a TV Station,
and broadcast. What is the implication?
Simple: I can start a TV Station that targets
specific segments of the society like Sports
Enthusiasts, Healthy Living Enthusiasts, and
Religious Issues- at a very low cost. With
CCK ordering that the charges be per MB, I
can choose to have my TV Channel
Broadcast only during peak hours when my
target audience is at home. As my
viewership grows, I shall start getting
adverts, thus generate income. Now, this
explains why the Oligopoly is hitting back.
Within five years- the market shall be
transformed from an Oligopoly to a Perfect
Competition Market. It means that much
of those 27 billion shillings that goes to the
top four media houses will now be
distributed to SHAHIDI TV, Kamau TV
Network and Wafula TV et al.
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Help this man.
I am 27. Last year, I fell in love with a
beautiful lady. We stayed together until
this year in March when she told me she’s
pregnant with my child. I made
arrangements with my family for a show-
up at her home. In August during the
pre-natal clinic visits, I went with her and
the tests included a HIV/Aids test. The
results came back negative for me and
positive for her. She’s almost giving birth
now. I don’t know if I should push on
with plans to make her my wife or break
up with her because I am still young. I
need more children and a happy family.
This discovery is tormenting me. Pleas
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